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Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

*Please let it go to voicemail... Please let it go to voicemail... Please let go to... * 'Oh, hey.. I'm glad I caught you...'

I didn't get it at first cause I never call people. And thought don't touch the phone if you want it to go to voicemail.

I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today.

Arguments with housemates have literally condemned me to my room for the foreseeable future through fear of running into them and having to repeat the same argument another 50 billion times.

Reasons I haven't committed murder today: 1) I don't want to go to prison. ... yeah, that's all I got.

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That's exactly how much you don't mean to me

No, I don't like or dislike you.>>Gotta remember this one! Lmao so perfect for some ppl in my life

In The Rooms

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.

So sad that it is true

SO TRUE! Parents please start being parents. This world is full of selfish people and kids thinking they are entitled to EVERYTHING! If you are going to have kids, then be the parent, not the friend!