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Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

too true.

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"Our technicians have found evidence of liquid damage in your machine and the cost of repair will be...."

Oh, I pray for this every time that I have to return any phone call.HATE talking on the phone, I wish the world text!

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True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

This is so true and funny

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake. It's sucking it up & acting like an adult---- being an adult is quite difficult at times.

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