You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

You find it offensive? I find it funny. That's why I'm happier than you.

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for?!

I'd like to say that's the last time I preach to the choir, but those who know me know better!

I'd like to say that's the last time I preach to the choir, but those who know me know better!

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, I'm wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

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