Better yet... grab a crazy straw... cause you suck so good you need a bit of a challenge.

Better yet... grab a crazy straw... cause you suck so good you need a bit of a challenge.

hahahahahaha sorry yall I had to. Besides I'm absolutely positive God has a sense of humor. ;~)

hahahahahaha sorry yall I had to. Besides I'm absolutely positive God has a sense of humor. ;~)

Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'

Funny Get Well Ecard: Next time you call in Sick to work, tell em you have Anal Blindness. If they ask what that is? Tell em, 'I don't see my ass coming to work.'

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

I might have pinned this before but doing it again because it is so funny and I would love to say it to a few ex bfs :)

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. | Weekend Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Breakup Ecard: I met a few pricks in my life.... but you my friend are the freaking cactus.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I met a few pricks in my life.... but you my friend are the freaking cactus.

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