Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

TRUTH. AND i'm from WI which means I probably don't care what you think a LOT more than you think I do!

Kay said: This reminds me of a trip to Walmart with a certain some body ;)   "Do my boobs look good in this top?"  "Yeah...why?"  "I'm hoping it will distract from the jacked up hair dye gone wrong on my head!"  -Priceless....  Yeah.....lol

Kay said: This reminds me of a trip to Walmart with a certain some body ;) "Do my boobs look good in this top?" "Yeah...why?" "I'm hoping it will distract from the jacked up hair dye gone wrong on my head!" -Priceless.... Yeah.....lol

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks.   On the daily

I have a constant internal battle about whether to be classy or give zero fucks. On the daily

I am now handing over my rights to pick out a boyfriend. I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I am now handing over my rights to pick out a boyfriend. I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

I work hard at my job, but if the opportunity to become a rich housewife arises, I'm taking it. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

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