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You think I want to be like you? Bitch please!! I'd have to drop 10 IQ points, sleep with 100 more men, and look like a cracked out clown whore, to be like you.

I'm awful for thinking these things are so funny...but its so true for some people I know.

Dear Jesus%2C forgive me for not hitting LIKE on my friend's "Hit like if you love Jesus" post. I really do like you.