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So true

***"It's so hot when he wears his pants halfway down his legs.Seriously, pull your pants up.

This is me. I'm almost done with my masters degree in applied mathematics but I'm a proud stay at home mom. Is it bad that my husband sent me this ecard?

Funny College Ecard: I'm working really hard for a graduate degree, but if the opportunity arises to become a housewife, I'm taking it. AMEN to this

faster than the speed of light

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing faster than the speed of light. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a photo that makes her look fat. There really is an ecard for that!


OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol


Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

@Michelle Shue, remember that ninth grade english teacher who never taught me this? :p

Yup, I've never been a huge fan of Shakespeare. Romeo and Juliet was OK, but for me, A Midsummer Night's Dream was UNBEARABLE. My favourite Shakespeare is Merchant of Venice.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I'll just have one roll with butter from Texas Roadhouse,' said no one ever!

Best bread and butter you will ever have, if you don't know what this means you need to find a texas roadhouse asap

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb*

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter well dang I like that word.

i think...i may be a little too excited for the release of #magicmike. BRING IT ON, #JOEMANGANIELLO.

Funny Confession Ecard: 'I want to see Magic Mike for the compelling storyline,' said no woman, ever.

Ha Willow Smith seems more grown up than me.

Funny Confession Ecard: Willow Smith is 11 years old. shaved her head, pierced her tongue and sings about partying. I think it's time she moves with her Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air.

Dear Dad,    I'm not pregnant or in jail.     Happy Father's Day.

I feel like my parents should be more proud of me for making it into my without having any illegitimate children.lol but seriously.

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!