All The Time, The Face, Thought, Daydream, So True, Suddenly Punched, True Stories
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face. #ecard ~ so true!
True story. Sometimes when people are talking to me I day dream about what would happen if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
ALL THE TIME!! And I thought that I was the only one who thought this.. nice
suddenly punch them in the face. ecard
Giggle, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Alphabet Soup, Ecards, Better Argument, E Cards
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | http://someecards.com http://roflburger.com
I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com | is that awesome or is that awesome!!!
Someecards: "I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that"
some ecards make me laugh out loud.
hahahaha E Cards are a hoot
Humor and Quotes
Made me giggle
Where was this suggestion when I needed it?! When I worked graveyard shift at Alliance and Jesse Gonzales was supervisor and had to come tap my shoulder to wake up. LOL!
Jesus Saves, Amen Hahahahaha, Work Funnies, Funny Quotes, I Need Sleep Funny, So Funny, Awesome Idea, Sleeping On The Job
funny quote :caught sleeping and it works in high school :)
caught sleeping (totally my hubby and daddy!!!) LOLOLOL
hahahahahaha! funny quote :caught sleeping
Caught sleeping on the jerb? Jesus saves!
funny quote :caught sleeping @Callie Long
Caught sleeping on the job
Ha Ha...If only...
Ocd, Good Ideas, Quotes, Clean, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
Funny Party Ecard: I'm starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
This made me laugh, though of course, OCD is a serious condition and I don't mean to make light of it, just the part about people who like things nice and neat coming and cleaning my house.
I'm starting group meetings at my house for people with OCD. Not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it. | Party Ecard | someecards.com
I have a touch of OCD, but not enough to clean my house. So they can clean but don't you dare move a thing without approval.
Good, clean humor. Funny but hoarders are usually OCD too, OCD is all about control not clean :)
This made me laugh and wish I had a friend with OCD who would clean my house for me
Good idea, but I'm the OCD girl and can't keep my house clean.
LMFAO these your ecards quotes are hilarious
Funny Stuff / :-)
Ohh how I do this
I M Guilty, My Life, Hehe Definitely, Crossing Things, This Hahahaha, Ive, Checklist
I do like crossing things off my list. @Jessica Vinson :)
I do this all the time. In fact, just did it yesterday!
I love making checklists and crossing things off...
hahaha I totally do that! it makes James laugh too.
sometimes I cross things off...sooooo true
This may or may not be true in my life.
Lol ive done this
Haha if I could only do this at work... :p
Haha Funny, Brilliant Hahaha, Good Ideas, Catholic School, Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, It Works
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.. | Funny Pictures, Funny jokes and so much more | Jokideo
Good idea, but I don't think it's good to use religion as an excuse for sleep?
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job.. - Funny Pictures
if caught sleeping on the job, pretend you were just praying
laugh out loud Meme 253521_379312465476135_1985243589_n5917
i have seen this many times, but it still makes me laugh!
haha FUNNY! Omg I literally laughed out loud!!!
Totally works for a catholic school!
Will it work? :)
Easily Entertained, Dogs, Quotes, Funny Stuff, Humor, Animal
HAHA! I don't have a dog, but my cat will chase her tail and I laugh at her and have thought this same thing!
It happens! Who doesn't get entertained watching a dog chase his/her tail! #dogs #animals #pets #funny #haha #humor
"I just watched my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: Dogs are easily entertained"..Then I realized, "I was just watching my dog chase its tail for 5 minutes." Lmfao!!! Humor, funny ecards.
Humans-"Dogs are so easily entertained. They run around chasing their tail thinking that they will catch it. Dogs are hilarious!" Dogs-"Humans are so easily entertained. all I have to do is run around and around in tight circles chasing my tail and they laugh. Easy!"
dog quotes - Google Search
Haha funny stuff!
dog quotes -
Lol it has happened
My Life, Wake Up, Cheated On, Dream Cheating Funny, Definitely Happened, So Funny, I Ve Felt, Totally Happened
Hahaha. My ex said I woke up and slapped him one night and the next morning I told him I had a dream he cheated on me.
Husband will do this, wake up middle of the night, PISSED, and go sleep in the chair. If I dream it, I tell him about it and it is so funny to him. WTF!!?
I learned how to effectively fight with my husband, based on an epiphany I had during a dream-fight with him. True Story. - You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!
So funny, this seriously happens to me! Usually takes me a few hours after waking up!
This totally happens! I wake up really mad at Andy! Even when he isnt there!
haha Ted dreams i cheat on him all the time an he wakes up mad lol
this has definitely happened to me.
Oh, the ecard people know Dustin?
This has happened in my life
That, Mind Over Matter, Nurse Stuff, Thoughts Exactly, Can T Insult, True, Feelings Exactly
Indeed, this goes out to my ex...I stop caring what you think about me, best thing I have ever done.
I'm not 15 anymore, and im not in high school. i could care less what people think
im not in high school. i could care less what people think.
Mind over matter... You dont mind, They dont matter. :]
Lady at the dentist office!
My feelings exactly...
See how much I care.
my thoughts exactly
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Sweater, Wicked Clothes, Style, Woman S Place, Places, House
A woman's place is in the House - and the Senate - Perfect sweater for a Political Science student !
Wicked Clothes presents: the ’A Womans Place’ Sweater! A womans place is in the House and the Senate.
"A Womans Place Sweater | Wicked Clothes ($29.00) ahh that's wonderful" @Alex Atkinson Cassell needs this!
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'A Woman's Place' Sweater - A woman's place is in the House and the Senate
'A Woman's Place' Sweater. House of Reps and Senate- oh yeah!
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You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.
Inspirational Quote, Quotes Inspirational, Be Brave Quotes, Inspiring Quotes, Inspire Quotes, Life Inspiration Quotes, Quotes Life, Inspirational Words, Inspirational Life Quotes
Without verbal communication, it makes it impossible for the people whom you're surrounded by to understand what is it you want or need. Better to ask someone and be rejected than be silent and unable to voice your opinions or assert yourself.
Reminded myself of this lesson earlier today. The results were much better than if I had stayed silent!
I ask the universe for an amazing job in Europe, for abundance, prosperity and for love.
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. Respect. Lack of judgement. Love.
Didn't even know how many brave people I know. Didn't know I was that brave one too
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for #whatsyourbusinessworth
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. that's how it works
You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. #SummerGirlFitness
Go for it or forever be silent. Very cheesy, but it resonates.
Funny Family Ecard: Remember the day you brought me home and you were filled with joy? Go to that place because I just drew all over the walls and shaved the dog.
Quotes, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Humor, Kids, Things, Ecards, Place
Funny Confession Ecard: My name is Ryan. I am a Disney Addict! I am guilty of laughing, wearing mouse ears, hugging characters and being happy! What are you addicted to?
A hahaha!! Yes little one is quite the artist, she has drawn on all the walls through the house in the past, luckily it came off. As for the bit about shaving the dog.....I hope that she never feels inclined to do that, lol. Kids are funny things, this is a very appropriate e-card. ;)
Funny Confession Ecard: My name is ______. I am a Disney Addict! I am guilty of laughing, wearing mouse ears, hugging characters and being happy! What are you addicted to? My name is Jeff. I would like to add that I'll start dancing no matter where or when as long as the song moves me. You can bet I'll be shaking something, movin n groovin, head bangin or something.
Go to that place...the happy place... #kids #humor #LOL
Humor. Funny Pictures. Funny Quotes. Cartoons. Memes
#funny quote: This makes me laugh
That's funny stuff!
Work, Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Kids, Ecards
So true! Funny Confession Ecard: I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
i am seriously laughing at this... never fails, if i get on the phone my kids need to talk to me or something...
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I Havent Been Able To Get My Kids To Pay Attention To Anthing I’ve Said All Day - Clever Quote
Ha! That should totally work!! Swear everytime I'm on phone that's when my kid needs me
Isn't this the truth! As soon as I get on the phone the kids want my attention!
Works every time! The phone is a kid magnet!
Ha! absolute truth .... Funny stuff.
I tell this to my students all.the.time!
Remember This, Quotes, Funny Stuff, True, Note To Self, Humor, Ecards, Notetoself
Note to Self: Just because it pops into my head does NOT mean it should come out of my mouth. I need to remember this!!
I need to remember this so Phil doesn't laugh and look at me like I'm an idiot
Note to Self: remember this note to self haha
True but I can't remember this when I need to
So true!!! I have to remember this
note to self: #ecards
almost died laughing!!
Unknown Number, Funny Things, Giggle, Quote, Sperm Bank, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards
Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
My friends phone went off with an unknown number and I answered it with this! Then I hung up and we laughed for the rest of the day!
Sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it.. ecard Adult jokes adult humor sex jokes sex humor dirty jokes dirty humor R rated R Naughty jokes Naughty humor funny hilarious LOL
Next Time When You Get An Unknown Number Answer It Saying "Hello Westwood Sperm Bank You Spank It, We Bank It.
"HELLO, WESTWOOD SPERM BANK YOU SPANK IT WE BANK IT!! SOOO FUNNY!!! Ecard humor funny laugh
almost died laughing!! Funny thing is i used to do this all the time
funny sperm bank quotes
This made me giggle
Good Ideas, Feel Better, My Life, Feel Good, Haha Guilty, Totally Guilty, Checklist, Cross
List of short tasks. Do one when you take a quick break & cross it off. At end of day you'll feel good about getting the small stuff done.
"Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them, just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list" .... yep I've done that a few times :)
the thrill of crossing them off!! :) Do this when I need to feel better about how I spend my time!!
All the time. I also add things to my calendar after the fact so I feel more accomplished!
I have done this! Nothing like checking things off the checklist...
Totally guilty of this.
story of my life...
Off Work, My Life, Funny Stuff, Humor, Ecards, Pretend Today
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Sarcasm About Work | When I Get Home I'm Going To Binge Drink And Forget Today Happened
"When I get off work I'm going to binge drink & pretend today never happened."
binge drink and pretend this day never happened
It's almost like it never happened
laughed WAY too hard
Everyday of my life