Eye Contacts, Banana, Giggle, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, Good Advice
This made me giggle! Never make eye contact and probably shouldn't close your eyes either!<<only eat bananas in the privacy of your home...oh dear god that's not right either
Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana (in S. Africa they used to have a building society advert with a jingle that said "The man with the golden banana".
I only make eye contact with my coworkers to show them my lack of a gag reflex while eating a banana whole. Wrong? I say that's talent. A well honed talent.
This makes me laugh...I always feel awkward when eating bananas and hot dogs around guys! LOL
whaha totally thought about that the other day while driving to work eating a banana!
So true... Yet my workplace continues to always have bananas in the break room!
Never make eye contact while eating a banana. Good advice
AHAHAHA!!! This is so true!! Totally awkward moment!! XD
Grammarnazi, Grammar Freak, Grammar Nazi, Grammar Humor, Pet Peeves, English Language, Grammar Police, English Teacher, Biggest Pet
YES. I am a grammar freak and it kind of bugs me when people say things incorrectly ~ not a judgment; just a wish that they knew how to say it right. Proper grammar is music to my ears. Even my own family members, despite my best efforts, use improper grammar from time to time ... feels like fingernails down a chalkboard - no idea why, just does). Sigh ...
This is one of my biggest pet peeves-people who don't know the difference.
I keep thinking that I should have been an English teacher...
Yes, I am a proud member of the grammar police!
LOVE this!! One of my biggest pet peeves!
just a little grammar humor
This I can maybe handle...
Giggle, Full Time, Today S Modern, Modern Women, Healthy Dinner, So True, Thought, Funny Stuff, Modern Woman
phahahahaaaa i was like what? shut the front door i thought this was modern woman not super woman lol its hard enough doing ALL these things on the weekend!!!
Today's Modern Woman - Clean house. Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime). Fit, trim & well-groomed. Works full-time. Laundry done and put away. Great sex life. . . Pick any two. Love this
http://weightlosssurprise.org/weightloss-surprise/ Todays Modern Woman funny-stuff #weightloss #health #weight loss
Today’s Modern Woman….. | Aralia Bird
Modern woman - so true!
Still giggling... :)
Since kids know everything...
Bedroom Doors, Smile Teenagers, Thought, Funny Stuff, Parenting Kids, Attention Teenagers, Parenting Teens
My step-dad put this sign on us smart aleck teens bedroom doors back in the late 80s. We were irritated then, but now we love it!! :)
Children - tired of being harassed by your stupid parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills, while you still know everything! Funny
For the tween in my house. ;-) I had a sign like this for my bedroom door when I was a teenager.
Heroes & Criminals Press: My Gordo Adventure, Day 4. Thoroughly enjoy this sign!
makes me smile teenagers think they know everything!
Hilarious, at least to me, the stupid parent
Tips on parenting teens, #funny #parenting
I have thought this many times myself.
Happens all the time!
Loosing My Shit, Funny Bipolar Quotes, Bipolar Humor, Adhd Humor, Funny Stuff, Too Funny, So Funny, Funny Adhd Quotes
hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-) I think we can all use this one from time to time
hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-) tru...u have no idea
LOL TOO FUNNY! I have a few of those in my life!
hahahaha! Hit my funny bone. :-)
Love this saying!!! Too funny :))
hahahaha! Too funny:)
funny bipolar quote
That is so funny!
So true, y'all!
Southern Thing, Southern Girl, Southern Belle, Southern Grammar, Southern Thang, Funny Stuff, So True
Southern Grammar...This is so true about my family! Were from the south that's for sure! Hope all y'all like this!
All y'all :) all my new out of state friend's could benefit from this little southern grammar lesson!
This is the only Southern thing I say...A Quick Guide to Southern Grammar---so true
Coming from a Southern girl this is so true:)
All ya 'll need to learn this haha
It's a Southern Thang!!!!!!
southern belles ring louder
southern grammar lesson
southern funny stuff
High Five, Chair, Highfive, The Face, Some People, Funny Stuff, So True, True Stories
Some people like my (ex)brother in law. But then this would be filed under "in all seriousness" rather than "funny stuff."
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.i feel like this everyday. Especially at Walmart.
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Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. so true haha.
Giggle, Funny Shit, That S Funny, Some People, Funny Stuff, So True, Alphabet Soup, So Funny
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that. | Cry For Help Ecard
Free, Cry For Help Ecard: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
Lol, now thats funny shit right there!
lol so true about some people
so funny... so true... lol
So funny and yet so true!
Funny Things, Funnyquotes, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Quotes Sayings, Favorite Quotes, So Funny, Funnystuff
Funny Quotes About Friends | Funny Sticker and Meme: Funny Quotes Sayings Life Friendship Wall ... #Christmas #thanksgiving #Holiday #quote
Funny quotes signs about love from the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for more funny stuff
Funny quotes & signs about love from the author of 199 Ways To Improve Your Relationships, Marriage, and Sex Life - check my website for more funny stuff http://www.lbsommer-author.yolasite.com/funny-signs.php
Funny Quotes About Friends | Funny Sticker and Meme: Funny Quotes Sayings Life Friendship Wall ...
Muahahaaa, and funny thing, it's been proven for me...lol
Funny quotes.....Love this!!!! So true!!
So funny yet so true
Favorite quote <3
Giggle, Truth, Quote, Playing Xbox, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Video Games
"Quote of my life!!!" Pinterest ---when your husband is watching something dumb. HAHAHAHA!
Truth. Although he plays video games when he thinks I'm watching something dumb...
Oh my gosh, how do they know my life?!?!?!?!?!? YES! (or playing video games)
So true! It's happening right this moment! or playing video games :)
Hahahahaha SO TRUE!!!! Lmao!! That or playing video games!! 📺💻🚽⛳
So true ... Or when your boyfriend is playing video games lol
my life....or playing video games
Or playing xbox story of my life!
So true! giggle
My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! I have some friends who resemble this! LOL
Giggle, Quote, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff
My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! I have some friends who resemble this! LOL so true!
My new favorite:Funny Family Ecard: If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! ....... Amen!!
If there were "Box Tops for Education" on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! | Family Ecard | someecards.com
If there were 'Box Tops for Education' on wine labels, my kid's school would be rich! #truth
:) Those would be from my wine drinking friends! Please save your boxtops and send to me!!
Wine Corks for Education. Lol this made me giggle.
@ all my wine drinking friends! ! :) funny-stuff
Quotes - "Box Tops for wine"
Every Girl, Giggle, Dream Come True, My Life, Funny Stuff, Be Awesome, Iwish
Yes! I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing about this one :)
every girl's dream... seriously!!!
this one made me giggle out loud!
that would be a dream come true!!
haha story of my life...
That would be awesome.
Funny Ecards About Food, Someecards Love, Funny Ecards About Life, Diet Quotes Funny, Funny Diet Quotes, Dieting Humor Ecards, Someecards Diet, Diet Ecards Humor, Food Ecards Humor
What? Whadya say? I couldn't hear you. No wonder ppl in mexican food joints are always talkin so loud; hard to hear over the crunch of chips and salsa.
I've been noticing that Pinterest has been overloaded lately with a flood of dieting and exercise tips, and low cal recipes. This has made me feel A) Inspired to get on a treadmill and B) Like I want to stick my head in the oven to block out all this annoying dieting talk...
Unfortunately, My Daydreams About Being Skinny Are Always Interrupted By The Sound Of My Own Chewing.
Unfortunately, My Daydreams About Being Skinny Are Always Interrupted By The Sound Of My Own Chewing
Now that is funny Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
OMG.... So true: Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing.
I really wish this wasn't true. As a matter of fact, I'm eating a piece of turkey pepperoni right now. Shameful. LOL!!
Unfortunately, my daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of my own chewing....haha!!!!!
No Soliciting, We Found Jesus, We Love Our Vaccuum, We Gave At The Office, And…
No Soliciting sign
No Soliciting Signs, Girl Scouts, Front Doors, Jehovah Witness, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, Front Porches
So true! Every neighborhood kid has stopped by to sell cookie dough. My daughter goes to the same school. Only Girl Scouts may knock. ;)
So funny! I want this for my front porch :) I'd only add "And it's none of your business who I'm voting for!"
So funny! -- I so need this to put on my front porch. It MAY keep the Jehovah's Witnesses away!
No Soliciting sign! So funny! We all need one of these at our front door!!
No Soliciting Sign. Now That's Some Funny Stuff Right There!!!
So funny! I want this for my front porch :)
No Soliciting sign so true and so funny!
No Soliciting sign...so funny!
front door sign
Hate Seaweed, Giggle, At The Beach, So True, Funny Stuff, White Sharks, Totally Me
Funny Confession Ecard: I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot....totally me.
I HATE SEAWEED! So true, just talking about this today!!
Found this to be oh-so-true after a week at the beach!
true story...HATE HATE HATE SEAWEED
Hahaha!! So true. I hate seaweed!
Never has an ecard been so true!
Haha...totally me at the beach
Been there, pinned that. Haha so true! :: Pinterest problems:: Addicted to Pinterest
Design Magazine, Pinterest Humor, My Life, Pin Pin, Pinterest Addiction, Haha So True
If you like reading home design magazines, you’ll love Pinterest ...
Pinterest humor ... and then pinned it again ... and again! :)
This is probably true for all Pinterest addicts! LOL
Hi..my name is...and I have a pinterest addiction!
Pinterest Humor | Been there. Pinned that.
pinterest is kinda taking over my life..
pin pin pin - PINTEREST <3
Hate Mondays, Giggle, Funny Shit, Funny Quotes, Funny Stuff, Thoughts Exactly
Monday you bastard monday monday quotes i hate monday
why does everyone hate mondays so mistunderstood
Monday.... hate mondays. quotes.
>>> wehehe we all hate Mondays
i hate #mondays. #quotes
This made me giggle.
Monday funny quotes
My thoughts exactly