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Mademoiselle Yaya

Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman. Pink words and funny quotes.

George Carlin

Here`s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. ~ George Carlin I use to really like Comedian George Carlin because he always spoke the truth.

Paralegal ready for day

Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up. Sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face.Yep I'M ready for the day.Bring it on.Bring it on!

This is SO true! It ruins families and friendships however it has helped me see who my true friends are and their real colors.

Pucker Up Butter Cup!!!

See more Quotes about You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole

So true! I'm not accountable for how you feel, pissing you off or anything from what I post on MY page. If you don't like it so much, don't stalk my page. It's as simple as that

So true! Las q se las dan de q no chequean a uno y solo despiertan pa eso'💋

motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Poop

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

I'm not SO SURE! But that's why they call it "Retail Therapy".

Paint on closet wall to always remember after some major retail therapy: "Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist"

This is what I need to say to Brandi from now on :)

Me weird? Bitch, I'm limited edition. Yes I am, Melike, limited edition.

It's Funny Because It's True

26 Thoughts That Are Funny Because They're True

Oh, this is so true! A worried mother does better research than the FBI! I'm surprised the FBI hasn't offered me a job!

I believe this!

cause without my friends I would be lost, cause certain one in my family is not worth it. Family who does not put the whole family first is pure sadness. Especially when family values are misplaced. Often in our family.

'Just remember, you wouldn't look good in prison stripes'. Haha

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walk away. Well, not just sometimes.

I need to remember this for next time I'm arguing. umm I mean explaining

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