If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating.

If I were to give up sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communicating.

Spray the Bitch Away --- An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, or have an overall bad attitude!  Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed.

Spray the Bitch Away --- An aromatherapy spray/ perfume for when you're irritated, pissed off, annoyed, tired, peeved, frustrated, enraged, or have an overall bad attitude! Spray generously in your environs and breathe in mist. Spray near co-workers, friends, and relatives as needed.

Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake ... it means someone taught you how to be polite.

Being nice to someone you have an issue with doesn't mean you are fake ... it means someone taught you how to be polite.

For real. I couldn't care less about your visits to the gym. Let me snack on my cookies in peace.

For real. I couldn't care less about your visits to the gym. Let me snack on my cookies in peace.

I feel like it would be dangerous for people to constantly be carrying baseball bats though...

I feel like it would be dangerous for people to constantly be carrying baseball bats though...

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