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Fifty Shades of Grey doesn't hold a candle to the masochism fix I get from coming to work every Monday.

Clusterfuck is one of those words that simply isn't used enough, which is surprising since there are plenty to be had.

I decided to reward myself with a well-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then realized it was Tuesday. Morning.

So terrible but made me laugh hysterically, so I thought I ought to share. :)

Funny Weekend Ecard: You there, Friday!Welcome back yousexy son of a bitch! Webeen looking for you sinceMonday!