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Girl you look good. won't you back That ASS up

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up

probably what i'm going to start telling people when they ask me what i'm doing with my life now.

"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards nicoletaylorx "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic.


Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.mmmm so true. Wagons are fun.


Yeah I really don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning. I should start paying attention to what am I eating for breakfast.


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something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I use excessive sarcasm at work because punching someone in their fucking mouth is frowned upon by management.