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  • Kristin Michelle

    I always get so mad when girls pair a skin-tight suit with hooker heels and call it "business dress" -_-

  • Nicole Hill

    Hahaha this is so true! Those stripper shoes kill the outfit!

  • Shauna Rogers

    This is me because I love my high heels!

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So true..especially when you are forced to get up at 5:30 in the morning -__-

  • Janet Taylor

    Especially on a cold rainy morning when I just wanna stay in bed!

  • Florence McArthur

    I have a quote beside my says everything gets easier with practice except getting up in the morning!

  • Cinnamon Chaisson

    my bedroom is the coldest room in the apartment, i hate getting up as the bed is toasty and the rest of the room is freezing

If Pinterest was a school, i would have perfect attendance!

I am grateful I graduated before the era of high tech cell phones. When someone with the maturity of most teenagers is given access to that kind of technology all the time combined with the internet (and then the internet occasionally leading to things like TOSH.o and other shows) the potential for mass humiliation is very high.

I set my clock ahead to prevent being late...all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills

Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. Angela Gray Gray Gray Thomas

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I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

In an effort to be sympathetic to your constantly depressing and overly dramatic Facebook posts, I have added you to my hide list.

Multiple times

Today's Attitude Forcast: Slightly sarcastic, with the occasional opinion and a whole lot of I couldn't care less...

Exactly what I thought the first time I saw her! (Actually, I thought of Sloth from the Goonies with too much makeup on! But if I drew a skank with my left hand, she'd look the same!)

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Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I don't answer your calls because I'm too tired to give you advice that your not going to take.

Here's to a Bachelorette Party we will (hopefully) remember tomorrow.