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My heart for a liver. So funny!!
Whooo I so agree with this one
a fair trade
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.
too funny yet so true
Every girl on Pinterest needs a crockpot, a rolling pin, a bigger closet and a sugar daddy.
Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 a.m. like nobody's business. TOTALLY!
.especially since it's always on accident. I have never looked at myself at 7 am, getting dressed for work, and thought "you know these teal underpants would go so well with my gray cardigan..."
I miss being the age when I thought I'd have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.
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Said my Grandmother to me a thousand times...."never signed up to F%#*^ing Superwoman Mama" replied me
You can do it gray line xD!!!! I am cracking up right now lol so true
I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.
Sometimes I think Mommy is happier than me when I don't have homework.
I was dropped as a baby, into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.