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"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't. I am SO done because it's SO true

Women know, they just know; even if they didn't they'd still know. Men probably won't get this, but women will, because they know.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Women know, they just know; even if they didn't they'd still know. Men probably won't get this, but women will, because they know.

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying 'Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to.' THis is mean when it comes to exercising

My mom always said I'd get worms, not salmonella. But, I've been doing it for almost 40 years, and I've never gotten either.

This is my philosophy right there. Same goes for cookie dough. I will buy packages of cookie dough and just eat it, don't even bake cookies. It drives my fiance crazy.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

This is actually my life right now.

sometimes I just can't tell

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

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