We all have an ex this will make us think of... Haha! sorry if this offends but it was too funny not to share/repin
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LMAO! I'm sooooo sure I've thought this at some point in my life.
huh..... yea I can say this thought has went through my mind b/f
hahaha...true story to anyone who crosses me!
You flipped the bitch switch true story
Thought of the ladies in my life =D
Bitch Switch-lol! So true!
Lol.. Better hold on...
So funny and so true.
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#Quote: Oh, you think I´m cute when I´m mad? I´m about to be fucking gorgeous
There are lots of people in my life who think I'm gorgeous. ;)
:) I don't see why this turns some guys on? But so true.
My husband says this!!! So true!!
I'm about to be fucking gorgeous
watch out im fucking gorgeous
Not very nice but so funny!!!
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I would have put this in funny stuff, but it's the damn truth.
I totally want to use this line some day! Hahahah So true!
Spoken like a true woman. bahahaha @Samantha Stawicki
Spoken like a true woman. @Tara Jo Dyer =)
So wrong...so funny...so TRUE!!!
sometimes the truth hurts...
omg gotta remember this one
Shut up lmao
So my life
I used to, but now I don't. Yay! :)
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nothing better then my two favorite things: Dr Seuss and the word fuck
Dr. Seuss my life
So true..so true.
Zero fucks given
Bahahaha. I get this feeling a lot... by araceli
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Ahahahaha sorry for the language but too funny not to post!
Me when im on one of my bad days
That right there is funny shit
Ahahahaha this made me laugh
Funny stuff right there!
watch your ass mister!
Made me giggle
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Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. | I just stopped laughing. Great Pin I might be whispering this to myself! haha @Carrie Woodell
Sorry but this is just funny! Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. #quote #funny
Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. #quote #funny Haha
Dont try to explain yourself to stupid people.....because they assume they know the truth....
Sometimes, it's good to remember this.
So True - ok this made me giggle!
Stupid People... so true!
Funny stuff lol
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Lately this thought rolls through my head daily!
Haha...reminds me of my sister Terra Marie! <3
YES MA'AM hahaha thought this was so funny!
Ha...... funny stuff
Well said :)
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Pretty much explains me and my friends. Classy
yup. like a sailor.... This is so true!!
bad habit, I need to break this one lol
My girl Sara B. Potty mouth indeed
This is so true. Love my friends!
True Story of my girls <3 LOL
story. of. my. life.
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I dont live to please anyone but myself my fiance and my family. So obviously i dont care what you think about my life and I dont care about the assumptions you make or the rumours you speard. It really doesn't bother me cause it just shows me how much you are fascinated with my life. -jdh
I think this can apply to assholes too. If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
If you hate me, I don't care....news flash bitch I don;t live to please you!!
SORRY ABOUT THE BAD WORD! If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote excuse the languge
If you hate me, I don't care. I dont live to please you.
Whoa!!! If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
If you hate me, I don't care...DAMN SKIPPY!!!
Newsflash bitches...I don't care!!!!
I would never to that to my neighbors, but it's still funny.
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Inexpensive home security system welcome mat (lol). and so true for my neighbors lol
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The Neighbors Have Better Stuff Doormat ~ LUV THIS MAT FOR FRONT DOOR ~
This is a cheap security system! Just put this on your welcome mat!
Better Stuff - funny Doormat
hahaha...funny stuff !
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funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
LOL! I'm not against marriage in the slightest but the tiny sausage part made me giggle. 😂
Pay attention boys... the tables have turned. Thought this was so funny!!
Girl truths: Why buy the pig, for a little sausage?
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
wow so funny and so true!
'Losing your Pretty' all thanks to your thyroid. So frustrating! HypothyroidMom.com
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Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) I need to post this at my desk:)
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Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;)))
haha... this made me giggle!! I would have loved to say that today to someone!!!
Bitchy dust!. Instant mood booster. ;)))
Bitchy dust #Funny #Quote #Saying
It’s a ‘Beautiful’ Thing…
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Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
I wonder if certain people really believe the things that come out of their mouths sometimes!?!
I feel such pity for a person who STILL can't fathom not being loved enough by HER first choice. Pretending her life is perfect expecting mine to be false. Hoping she finds peace in the person who is accepting her as sloppy seconds. Move on marry someone willing to accept you and put up with your ambiguous feelings. Fake. Know this....I will be holding loving and enjoying the person you so sought out for years. Quit trying to lie about the truth! Wipe the bullshit from your mouth.
Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
Ha! Funny stuff right there.
Don't we all know someone that this applies to?!
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Sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the back of the fucktard wagon, then fell out and into the dumbass ditch.
Don't we all know someone that this applies to?! OMG this is so bad, but I can't stop laughing!
ooooh, i know some folks like this. sorry, not sorry. fucktard wagon... ha! 😂
Haha! Don't know what's better, fucktard wagon or dumbass ditch.
So funny, yet sad that I know so many people like this!
hahaha this is so intense but for some people, so true
Smart train...fucktard wagon...dumbass ditch.
Dumbass ditch......that's a good one!
Brutal Honesty! Haaaaaa
Sometimes you have to flip out
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It's too bad but true, some people only "hear" bat-shit crazy.....others can hear the whisper and I'm thankful for them!
Bat shit crazy - I typically save this for the REALLY important flip-outs :). So true especially with guys !
@Leslie Lippa Wish this wasn't the truth, but I'm afraid it is.Bat shit crazy
Wish this wasn't the truth, but I'm afraid it is.Bat shit crazy...yes Ma'am!
Habana I went Bat Shit Crazy! At least I had the balls to tell the truth!
Make a Point funny quote crazy lol.... Well ain't this the truth !!
True story.....some people just don't get it otherwise!
Story of my life
Love it!!! :)
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True Story. I can't get rid of most of the jerks that I've been running from since 1992. LMFAO
ms-woodsworld: No… I’m pretty good with telling you to kiss it. Go ahead…. *wink
really like the pin up girl idea
hahahaha TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE!
Love it!!! :) true story lol
Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
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Giggling...that's cute that u thought basic bitches like u mattered at all. Ha ha.
Or take a number and I'll be with you shortly lol!
I know it's crude, but the truth sometimes is
AINT THAT THE TRUTH
this is so true!
haha true story
Take a number
Don't let my Looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an italian houswife and the tolerance of an irishman.
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I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. This is totally me!
Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
Mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and tolerance of Irishman....so true.
So true. Minus the tolerance because I don't drink. Lol. But I am an Italian housewife!
I soothe my temper by pinning funny stuff
true story about the Italian housewife
this makes me giggle
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My Dad taught me to be tough for sure. Especially with 3 brothers. Proud to be a Daddy's girl. Forever and always.
Yes! Yes! Yes! This is so true! My mom: You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. My dad: you don't want to catch flies.. Whack em with a flyswatter.. They're full of sh!t anyway. They were a great team:)
oh... this is my life story. daddy's girl!
oh so true....that is my daughter...lol
So true my dad raised me right.
Daddy`s girl all the way !!
True story! Daddy's Girl
I'd like this on a lapel pin, please.
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I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.: About You, Life, Quotes, Therapist, Told, Funny Stuff, Humor, Things
#Funny #Quotes #humor … Best Most Funniest Quotes collection #Hilarious
LAUGH....sad when my therapist warned ME against you! (true story)
A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh #lol
I don't know why I find this so funny!
LMAO SO TRUE!