We all have an ex this will make us think of... Haha! sorry if this offends but it was too funny not to share/repin
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Pretty much sums up my life...Don't be an asshole I won't be a bitch point blank period!!!
You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride, asshole!!
LMAO! I'm sooooo sure I've thought this at some point in my life.
Doesn't happen often but when it does, hold on tight!
You flipped the bitch switch true story
Thought of the ladies in my life =D
Bitch Switch-lol! So true!
So funny and so true.
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#Quote: Oh, you think I´m cute when I´m mad? I´m about to be fucking gorgeous
Cute when I'm mad. My husband thinks this is funny
watch out!! hahaha :) Thanks funny-stuff o.O
LMFAO! I'll have to remember this one.
My husband says this!!! So true!!
watch out im fucking gorgeous
haha...ain't that the truth.
Gotta remember this.
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SHUT UP. I WEAR HEELS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK. ... baahaa, ha, ha ...
hahahaha....I dont wear heels but this is funny shit!
'Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.'
Not true in my case, but very funny quote
Couldn't help myself! Funny Stuff
omg gotta remember this one
truth hurts, lol
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nice That wud be a great t-shirt!!! - funny quotes ...........click here to find out more https://kok.googydog.com - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com
Classy Sassy & A Bit Smart Assy/sorry about cuss word and NO, I don't believe in violence, but this is just a quote my sisters and I use kidding around, except we say "beotch"...so I had to use this pin...-Mari Parrilla
Lmao! Im always doing things accidentally on purpose.
Haha...reminds me of my sister Terra Marie! <3
Some people may deserve it
lol made me giggle
Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. #quote #funny
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Sorry but this is just funny! Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer. #quote #funny
"Don't try to explain yourself to stupid people. You're not the jackass whisperer."
#jackass #whisperer #jackasswhisperer This made me laugh!!
#humor #funny #lol #captions LmaooOoOoOoOooo funny shit
I need to remember this on a daily basis!
NOW THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF
Stupid People... so true!
I used to, but now I don't. Yay! :)
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Do you think Dr. Suess will mind...?? lol! :)
Dr. Seuss F*cks Not Given. Story of my life.
Happy Birthday Dr. Seuss! (March 2, 1904)
How I feel reading Dr. Seuss books... Lol
haha..Blue fucks :)
Zero fucks given.
'Losing your Pretty' all thanks to your thyroid. So frustrating! HypothyroidMom.com
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25,000 Pins! Board Appreciation! Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) I need to post this at my desk:)
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster.
Bitchy dust! Lol! Gonna have to remember this one.
Bitchy dust!LoL. Instant mood booster. ;)))
Hashimoto's Disease | It’s a ‘Beautiful’ Thing…
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Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
Don't lie. Otherwise everything that comes out of your mouth will be taken as bullshit until proven otherwise. TRUTH!!
Wipe ur mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around ur lips.
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
My thoughts exactly
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funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
So true, have fun with the pb little sausage moo
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
Made me giggle
If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
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I dont live to please anyone but myself my fiance and my family. So obviously i dont care what you think about my life and I dont care about the assumptions you make or the rumours you speard. It really doesn't bother me cause it just shows me how much you are fascinated with my life. -jdh
If you hate me, I don't care....news flash bitch I don;t live to please you!!
If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote excuse the languge
Whoa!!! If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
If you hate me, I don't care...DAMN SKIPPY!!!
Newsflash bitches...I don't care!!!!
Coolgirl will say that I don't care
News flash Bich😁
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Fuck is probably my favorite word in the english language.
I really gotta work on cleaning up my potty mouth! :-)
This is so true. Love my friends!
so true its my favorite word
So me!!!! Potty mouth! lol!!
True story funny-stuff
True bad habit! Lol
Story of my life
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lets be real people
Fuck yeah, bitch.
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I now have a new name to yell at stupid drivers. I prefer twat wad but twat waffle will do in a pinch.
I have no idea what this even means but I can't stop laughing! Might be my new favorite word!
Twat Waffle...new favorite word since I have to try and cut down on my cussing
I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing!
Twat waffle - going to be my new favorite phrase!
Twat waffle! Just found my new favorite insult.
Twat waffle, I can't stop laughing!
seriosuly, that is some funny shit!
Rarely a good thing…
LOL! So true!
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'Sometimes the Thoughts in My ahead get so Bored they go out for a stroll through my Mouth, this is Rarely a Good Thing' Scott Westerfield Quote, So true.
Rarely a good thing… so true in my life!
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Haha so true. tickle me and i cant be held responsible for kicking u in the face or ur ass in general
My husband likes to tell everyone that when he tickles me I yell at him and say stop it or I will break your F*#%ing finger. And yes I really say that
Yah, better watch out! This is so true, my husband kicked his mom in the face when he was a kid :(
TRUTH - My husband knows that he is prone to a blow to the face if he tries to tickle me...
True story.. I have kicked my husband in the face before
I will kick you in the face - fair warning!
I will kick you in the face. True story.
true story story of my life.
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So true http://media-cdn3.pinterest.com/upload/197243658650060020_KoQeHhx3_f.jpg sdgreen7 funny stuff
hilarious More Laughing, Remember This, Quote, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, E Cards, True Stories Yep. Till your own pasture and dont worry about anyone elses. ~Susan Harrow #inspiration #quote #truth #productivity Thanks Christine for this one and many more. So true and true stories for a lot of people I know. Funny quote, funny, quote, funny pic, ecard Best ecard so far... and so true! I laughed. Because its always so true! I need to remember this! So true http://media-cache3.pint...
Ecards humor funny laugh grass greener #bullshit garden outdoors
I dont usually pin these ecards but this one is so true!
The truth about greener grass #ecard #funny
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The grass isn\'t greener | LOLBRARY.COM
Bullshit ecard.. Haha so true sometimes
Greener grass Click here to download The Sleepers. Click here to download rofl. so true. Click here to download Slice That Bitch! I don't know why I found this so funny... but next time I treat someone for cake I'm going to say this. Unless it's at work. Then I'll just think of it silently and grin behind my computer. Click here to download
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I am now handing over my rights to pick out a boyfriend. I obviously don't know what the fuck I'm doing. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
I don't what I'm doing. #boyfriend #ecard
Not for me, but seriously...some people
story of my life: husbands/boyfriends
story of my life..but seriously
hahhaha this made me giggle :P
Some people should use this...
Someone help me, ha ha
Haha, yep totally me
Truth about Women
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women... true story, we're pretty awesome that way haha
so true, women multiply everything... so watch out!
:) as my sis would say, "true story"
one of my favorite quotes..
Words of wisdom..lol
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That's funny...people ask me why I'm so quiete sometimes..this is why:) # Pinterest++ for iPad #
That's funny...people ask me why I don't talk a lot at work...this is why:)
That's funny...people ask me why I'm so quiete sometimes..this is why:)
Mom always told me... Funny eCard
... just sayin'
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I gotta go to work today cause millions on welfare depend on me. Story of my life! Ur welcome!
Not a very compelling reason to go to work.
Not really funny but sadly true!
Not so funny ...but sadly true
ain't that the sad truth!!!!!!
So sadly true, yet funny
Story of my life...
so sadly true! :0(
I'm a QUEEN!