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in front of you, when you are running late, and the road is dry and the day is sunny - why does this happen????

Funny College Ecard: This is either going to be a great success, or we're going to have a great story to tell...so basically we're on the verge of greatness. #greatness #quotes #greatstory

Blame Shifting Tactic

So fitting right now...so anyone that's heard a story about me lately...remember this, there's a lot more to the story than what you've been told....

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.