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im hangry a lot.

hangry: a state of anger caused by lack of food (i'm def no fun when i'm hangry!) This is funny, i thought this only used with my Family!

Worlds Greatest CFO #worldsgreatest #worldsgreatesttshirt #cfo

Festivus Seinfeld Rest of Us Festivus seinfeld shirt. Available in college humor tees, funny long-sleeve t-shirt, and movie humor shirt. Printed on Skreened T-Shirt

truths for mature humans (although I don't necessarily agree with #30)...

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

I Don't Need Google - Husband hahaha I need this! Actually he does know a ton of stuff...and if he doesn't he asks Google!

I Don't Need Google - Husband

Sounds familiar! Or how bout when you start a project/chore and does 90% of it and they offer to help and does the last 10% and then takes credit for all of it?

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

Just had a discussion about exactly this w/ my hairdresser last week!

nails except mines reversed because im left handed. no matter how hard i try my left hand just doesnt look as good :(

Pretty Sure I'd Like To Meet This Chris Guy

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Lol

Nice Normal Family Sign by Diartist on Etsy

"Remember as far as anyone knows. We are a nice normal family." So not my family we're all a little strange.

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Things I say & why I need this.I will punch you in the face. I wanna punch them in the face. They need to be punched in the face. Im want to punch some people in the face.

..::G e n i t o::..

Love This, want to hang it right inside my front door, it should say, the house was clean an hour ago sorry you missed it!

Googling symptoms is ridic im such a hypochondriac ha

Googling your symptoms…

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9 Favorite Disney Cars to Fuel Your Motormania

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Where's that pic of Dean telling the cannibals to "bite me. No wait you might actually do it"

Death By Sarcasm

I'm so getting this for my house!!

If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

Any more than three she's freakin super women for sure!

Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

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