Yes office, I did see...
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LMAO, totally me back in the day when i got like 6 speeding tickets in my young days hahha
Yes, officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you. Yikes! So true. :-)
Luckily I got coupons instead of a speeding ticket... It's the truth! haha
Speeding / ticket / police officer funny / quote
awesome funny quote speed limit officer
pretty much the truth of my life :)
truth. welcome to my life.
48 Things That Will Make You Feel old
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48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. As if I didn't already... These are funny though: 48 Things, Random, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Daughters, Eminem S Daughter
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Holy crap.. I didn't realize how long ago this stuff was!!
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. (And I'm not even that old!!!) Holy crap. It worked. :/
HOLY HELL!!! 48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Some of these are pretty funny...
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Some of these are pretty funny... Holy crap
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Holy crap, totally forgot about YM!
Eminem’s Daughter - http://funnypicturequotes.com/eminems-daughter/
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Holy crap, I am ancient
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. Holy crap..
Sometimes dag-nabbit is enough though.
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So true! Telling my husband he's being a "meanie head" never feels as good as telling him he's being a J****** ;-)
Swearing: Because sometimes 'gosh darn' and 'meanie head' just don't cover it. #funny #giggles
Swearing - Because "Gosh Darn" & "Meanie Head" just don't cover it! #funny
I gotta work on saying meanie head and gosh darn more often.
gosh darn those devil-worshipping meanie heads. You betcha.
gosh darn don't be a meanie head - never used it at all.
This is so true. I just can't help my potty mouth.
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"Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it." It's a gift, really.
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funny quote sarcasm the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it
Funny thing is I don't always know when I am being sarcastic.
I love sarcasm...it makes my life complete!
Baha! I love insulting idiots.
It's so true. I love it.
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Haha story of my life! But back to college for the 34675336x in the fall again! Party time over!
Hahaha.... but seriously I want that. Forget college!
So funny!but seriously story of my life!
Hahahaha! So funny....so true.
story of my life but seriously
hahahah.. No but seriously.
thats the plan!
Graffiti on a bridge…
Latter two describes me
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Relatable Post- funny... and so true... sorry for the language but ive wondered this so many times
Relatable Post- funny... and so true...how DO they get up there?
ha! so true - every time! it-made-me-laugh
Art yes.... All the time funny-stuff
Relatable Post- funny... and so true
So true. I think that all the time!
Lol, my thoughts exactly
It’s not that, it’s just…
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There is a few people in my life that I feel this way about!!!
Haha. Yup. Fuck you. I hope karma fucks you with a cactus.
Only about 4 people in my life can I say this too.....
these have bad words but they are so funny
Clearly it IS that I hate you.
Now this is just funny shit
Some people just...
Yup fuck you!
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@Janine Swope just think about this whenever you feel like the house isn't clean enough, cause you are one fascinating lady!
someecards.com - Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.
someecards.com - Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.
Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women. LOVE IT!
Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women. LOVE IT! @Judith Zissman B Sharpe @Cynthia Davis
Since I have lost the battle of housework, I'm adopting a different philosophy. One that works for me.
Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women. yes I certainly do!!!!
AMEN!!! (except that there are one or two neat freaks in there and they were still very fascinating!)
Funny Confession Ecard: Dull women have immaculate houses. And, honey, I come from a long line of fascinating women.
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Oh the pain of not knowing if I've already pinned that or not...
I get on a roll pinning, then I get flashes that I have already pinned that pin. I feel old.
It is always a scary feeling hovering over that "Pin It" button.
Happens all the time... #pinterest #problems
bhahaha have this problem all of the time!
Soooooooo true #Pinterest
This is totally me.
story of my life!!
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And here I thought that kept me out of the running for mom of the year! Needed this a few years ago... lol
I so totally do this. funny mom quotes I loved this and thought it was quite funny that my daughter did too!!!
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Ive sadly done this and im not even a mom im just a Tia of 10 kids sayings-and-funny-pics
Funny quotes about being a mom! I may or may not have done this!
Funny quotes about being a mom! Did this last night!!
Funny quotes about being a mom! this is so true.
Oh thank God, I thought I was alone!
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Truth... All. The. Time! Although I still wish I could talk face to face sometimes, because what I usually end up typing back after 10 minutes is what had first come to my head the moment I read it.
HA HA HA! I've had this moment a few times in my life...
Haha so true at times! @Jackie Deane @Caroline Hoy
That awkward moment when... All the time
Truth... All. The. Time!
haha so true at times
hahaha soo true
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I wonder if this means for anger management, or just for parties? I am leaning towards parties. :) That would be awesome!
Laughter is the medicine for all ailments. This made me giggle. Good morning all!
Stress reliever for nursing school? I say YES! This would be AWESOME!
Stress relief served with a baseball bat and chocolates!
OMG! Stress relief all day! That would be awesome!
that would be awesome stress relief at least.
So true. Or punching bags...
So true! and baseball bats!
eye lashes funny-stuff
all the dang time!
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Story of my life. Yes!! I do all the time!! But then I give up cuz it's no use. :(
Story of my life. More like all the time. They pop up from no where.
All the time!!! It's the story of my life!
Story of my life! I do this all the time!
All the time. The story of my life!!!
hahaha happens to me all of the time!
SO ME!! Only 2% of the time?!?!?
Funny stuff! So true!
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Miss Me Yet? - Funny Bill Clinton Picture Funny budget has only been balanced 5 times since 1969, 4 times by Clinton.
I don't like the whole something on the side bit but this is so true
Bill Clinton.... I'm not even American and I miss him.
Can't help it. Truth is funnier than fiction.
I thought he was hot when I was five...lol
Bill Clinton miss me yet? The humor
oh #billclinton i do miss you!
Slick Willie does it again...
Once my life for 4 years. Now, F it. I'll go in my pajamas. I don't want to miss out on my life.
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the truth about my life: when I'm in my pajamas I have basically given up on the rest of the day.
Sometimes I'm in my PJ,s at 5 o'clock, that just means I've had enough for today!
Story of my life! | Funny quotes | Pinterest | Pajamas, My Life and Pjs
The story of my life. funny-stuff
so true about my life.
pjs ~ totally me!
lol.. had to read this twice to get it... funny stuff right here :)
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so true for a broke college student!
Poor College Student - lol so true
My life as a college student.
So true for college students
haha that's my life story!
true. Story of my life
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THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND...if you know Scotty Rinebold you know this is the true story of our relationship. I love that boy, but he pushes all my buttons!
Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com
I swear I do actually love my boyfriend, but I could hit him with a stick 20 times a day, 362 days out of the year!
Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.
.. Yep. "Even though I love you, sometimes I just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much."
"Even though I love you, sometimes I just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much." #humor #funny #ecards #relationships #love
Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much..
Free, Thinking Of You Ecard: Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.
Funny Encouragement Ecard: There should be a DID THIS button on Pinterest ... complete with loud applause when you click it.
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YES!!!! OK, maybe not the loud applause but the other part would be awesome!
Funny Encouragement Ecard. #funny #humor #pinterest
That would be pretty awesome! :) #Pinterest funny
yes! that would be awesome!! hahaha!
That would be awesome!!
lol, good idea!!