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Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: I'm on a diet, so you can buy me diamonds for Valentine's Day.

Yep, this sounds like it came out of your mouth. Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: I'm on a diet, so you can buy me diamonds for Valentine's Day.

You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

Runner Things #1070

Runner Things You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

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Things girls want from guys: morning/goodnight texts. Pictures taken together.

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

if it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems...

if it has tires or desticles, it's gonna give you problems. Ain't that the truth lol

LOL  Unfortunately I don't get to sleep through the night yet.

Free and Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Just had a Tupperware party this week.   They are 70yrs old this year.  Great product!  I really do try to eat what I store in it.  How very blessed we are!  Thank you, Jesus!

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Just yesterday, a kid informed me that I better start having kids soon or else I'll end up "Old, dried up, and infertile" lol. Now that my husband and I are approaching our second anniversary, people will not stop asking me about children. No, I don't have any. No, I don't want any right now. No, that doesn't make me a bad person. As I learned to say in Greensboro, "You do you, and Imma do me!"

For pregnant friends I know lol. and soon to be pregnant friends!

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