Pinterest • The world’s catalog of ideas

People Are Like Slinkies

This is only funny because I often fear I am going to forget what I am doing while going down stairs... and fall down stairs...

Next time a stranger talks to me when I am alone, I will just look at him shocked and just whisper quietly "You can see me?"

Hand me the booze and watch me get fabulous. No, MORE fabulous. may have to pull this line this weekend.