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Funny Confession Ecard: Girls: ' I like to hang out with guys cause there is less drama' Me: ' I like to hang out by myself- cause there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants'.

'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me

You would think people would eventually not be shocked by the $hit that comes out of my mouth..

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl! My friend Missy says just because I LOOK asian, I am truly white deep down inside!

The only person I would ever use this on is actually a dude

This is so true! I always thought it was funny that the people who say they hate drama. R always the in it.

Ariel

Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. 'Look at this stuff isn't it neat?' No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. OMG - has my love for Ariel made me a hoarder?

I have seriously thought this before...

Funny Friendship Ecard: Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee.

Absolutely!

I am no "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

When I say I'm busy, what I really mean is I'm staying home so I can sit bra-less and watch Law and Order : SVU.

Actually for me. it's sit bra-less and watch Criminal Minds. the same Criminal Minds I've seen 10 other times before. :) Love me some Criminal Minds.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play: "Drop it Like It's Hot". And if you could have Snoop sing it, that would be awesome!

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omg this reminds me so much of my husband and i! whenever i get mad he always tries to make me laugh and i tell him hes not funny and im not laughing

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

I've always thought that to be the true meaning of the song. Sure he's saying he won't cheat, but he also won't do that.

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