'I look at people sometimes and think....Really? That's the sperm that won?'  @Jessica Watson, is this where you found this today???? LOL

'I look at people sometimes and think....Really? That's the sperm that won?' @Jessica Watson, is this where you found this today???? LOL

You see this? It's my cup of give a shit and it's empty.

You see this? It's my cup of give a shit and it's empty.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant... on Valentine's Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl`s drink.

Mmmm Hmmm...I have quite a few things in that file!

Mmmm Hmmm...I have quite a few things in that file!

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

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