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All of you "I'm better than you because I always dress cute with the money my mom gives me for clothes, people like me because they think I'm so cool, and I'll act like your friend but I'm not" hipster chicks.... Be thankful I have no interest in jail time, that's really your only saving grace.

Please stop mistaking my wonderful sense of humor as flirtation. Just because I make you laugh does not mean I want you. I'm just naturally hilarious. {I'm not flirting. I'm just funny}

this is literally the most truth i've ever seen on pinterest. I have even yelled the words "I HATE CHOCOLATE!" on occasion while playing that game....