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My favorite exercise at the gym...

My favorite exercise at the gym. My favorite exercise at the gym.

Literally dying at this right now!

With my new diet I'm hoping to reach my original weight of funny thing is that was my weight when I was born

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I don't think of myself as having a 'gray' thumb, but more of a plant hospice worker. Easing the transition so plants can go to Jesus.

Mom: "Stop touching the plants!" Plant: *dies* oh yeah . I can kill plastic cactus!

Or hit the gym. You could do that too.

For real! I seriously wish I could take some people shopping to buy clothes that fit! It seriously makes you look so much bigger wearing clothes 2 sizes too small!

WAIT!!!  I'm not ready to break up.  People, I called them. I know I was soposed to wait, but I could't help it. They always made me feel so comfortable and so very warm. I am putty in their hands.

Funny pictures about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Oh, and cool pics about Dear sweatpants and hoodies. Also, Dear sweatpants and hoodies.

Nobody cares you're 'at the gym' or 'taking a shower'. This is Facebook, not your AIM away message from 1998.

aw i miss aim those were the days so simple yet so addicting from grade til college always had to be up.hated when aol dialup use to kick me off :p i remember i was so excited in college to be able to leave it up all the time haha nostalgia

lol no one wants to hear how much he/she does for you & how much you love them EVERY SINGLE DAY. Get a hobby.

ecards, profess love, significant other, daily basis, punch you in the face

Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!

Funny Seasonal Ecard: Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap.

LOL, my boyfriend freestyles lyrics all the time. I let him go with it,. It's too funny to correct ;)

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me. I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' I never know the words!

this pretty much sums up facebook for most of america.

I can find some shit out! Hubby says I should be a private investigator.

Or you haven't tried HIIT! Right, @michellelpye

Ya Gotta Tabata On The Treadmill!

Story of my life. I hate running, but I despise treadmills unless I'm running for a purpose for a speed, hill, or interval workout. Even then, it's utter torture.

I talk a lot about tequila, drinking and having a good time. I could count on my fingers alone the number of times I've actually had a drink so far this year. (Need the fingers to help me count; sure can't do it in my head... too stoned.) Just kidding. LOL!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

Thanks for saying my face looks like I'm ill with no makeup

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay.Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

best-memes: not anti social Best-memes in now... - stressfree

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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