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ALWAYS... unless its a vacay... in which case its all good...but then those days after vacay are pretty difficult as well...

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

Okay, even though I am well on my way to getting rid of my extra weight, I thought this was funny

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”.