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Everything. single. thing... Nailed it!

Truths for mature humans.

Truths for mature humans - Seriously, read it through. You'll agree with at least half. The rest you'll secretly agree with, but never admit it.

10 years ago - this is SO true!then when I think about the reality that the were about 20 years ago.I feel really old!

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

I already know that I'm going to hell. At this point it's really go big or go home.

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.


My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

It's one of my worst vices... (sigh)  Damn.

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

But sometimes I forget to pretend I'm sober.

I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

Karma is one of those words that have launched into our English language  with a vengeance. Mostly people take it in a new age sense, as cosmic  payback.

Why What Goes Around Doesn't Always Come Around, and Maybe Something Better

Dear karma I have a list of people you missed. And you will definitely get your karma for all the things you have done and said. And your karma is gonna be twice as bad!

*and - "how do you find your way home each day?"* Yup

funny quote have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered who ties your shoelaces for you

I don't know who came up with this but seriously - if it was a guy, he is REALLY perceptive because this is dead on. I crack up every time I read it and remember arguments with my husband that had these words in them. LOL

9 Deadly Words Used By A Woman :) Probably one of the most true things I have EVER read! Men take note!


This is so true. And I love that this is totally how most of my friends' stories start!

- .- damn

Sorry math teacher friends - but this IS funny! Just when you get everyone used to numbers, suddenly an entire math equation is made up of nothing but letters! LOL I love algebra but this is funny.

Im not very nice when im hungry.

39 New Funny Quotes You're Going To Love. Hell hath no fury when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry