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Except that I was always that weirdo in the Gang who wanted to "make peace" and clean the house like an obsessive compulsive on speed.

Women on the same menstral cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are. The women I work with!

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For those who put on a "good show" for others and have no clue they do this.


omg I died laughing! this is awesome, and true. Kill them and eat their cookies! The Doctor Who one though.so true!

Have to remembet this one.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

participation ribbon aka: "thank you for coming" ribbon

I am no "trophy wife" material. I'm more of a "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

When I'm old(er) ... I'm not going to sit around knitting ... I'm going to  .... http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/73/e1/50/73e1507052dc0485ffefa78e5c08d1b4.jpg

When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

@Dima Moussa Ismail lol

Reminds me of the incident with the hag at the grocery store.


adding "and shit" at the end of sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: i was playing with my bubbles and shit.