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A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed (Sh*t My Dad Says)

Free, Family Ecard: A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed

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I only have one kid...don't let me down Braxton! A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.

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LOL why do i think this is so funny... I love this book!

Surprisingly good parenting advice.

How to determine parenting failure

#parenting #lol #humor #funny

Seriously!!!!

I ask this all the time!!! Why doesn't grandma take care of them if their parents are gone? Who pays for that big house? How old is Max? He only says 2 words but sure does a lot of stuff like drive a race car. Why is Ruby so calm with her annoying brother? Is she on drugs? Where does the drug money come from?! Do her parents know about this drug problem?

Seriously! And if they have no parents, why does Grandma live down the street?! This is so funny...we always wondered that too !

Excuse the wording but... I've wondered this myself. In fact Courtlyn has asked me this question a million times.

Funny Confession Ecard: I just want to know where the hell Max & Ruby's parents are!

i have been asking that for years! seriously, bothers me on a daily basis.

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis. I can't stand max and ruby grrrr

seriously, bothers me on a daily basis. Sorry for the language

I just want to know where the hell Max & Ruby's parents are!

I've wondered this myself...!

Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!

Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement! [While this rarely applies to my own, MIL, I still thought it was funny!]

So funny, luckily my own mil doesn't try to tell me how to raise kids, funny anyway and I know a lot can relate. Dear Mother-In-Law, I don't need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!

So funny......Dear Mother-In-Law, I dont need you to teach me how to handle my children. I live with one of yours, and he needs a lot of improvement!

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Mother-in-laws...hahah. Freaking hilarious quote.

Dear mother-in-law...Wow ain't that the truth!

Dear Mother In Law! funny.TRUE!!!!

Dear mother-in-law... So true!!!

Funny stuff

This is funny

Good one! These e-cards always have me laughing.. Especially when they apply to recent events!!

Quick, check your face! haha. So true of those that read over ur shoulder! ANNOY

Shouldn't even be that funny, but I love the way it's worded!!

Good one! These e-cards always have me laughing..

LOL! Nosey people!

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Haha!

So funny!! 'Mom, we're bored!' Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later.

"Mom, we're bored!" Why don't you kids go play the Hunger Games...I'll see one of you later. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Hahaha, I could never say that to my babies but....HEY, that's some funny stuff, JACK!

Why don't you kids go play the Hunger games. I'll see one of you later. #ecards

ANNNNNND I can't stop laughing. Ahh I can't have kids lol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? GIGGLES 14!!

Why is this all too true sometimes... especially during happy hour? ;)

'A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world ...oh sorry...that's wine...wine does that...' I love it best when my good man shares his good wine with me ♥♥♥

"A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world.. oh sorry.. that's wine.. wine does that"

Hahahaha my life right there with wine :)

ooh sorry.. i meant wine

@Lori Byrd so funny

I <3 wine

absolutely!

I would need more than one week and about another month or two to make all the Christmas stuff I've pinned!

This has become my life right now. There's just not enough time in the world to do all the stuff I pin!

2 days only :-( #pinterest #humor

The Pinterest week

Hahahaha my life!!

Pinterest addict

Haha...so true

Funny Stuff!

giggle

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So crass, but I&#39;d be lying if I said I hadn&#39;t had a similar thought every now &amp; then. Can&#39;t stop laughing.

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SO mean....yet so funny!! I can't stop laughing.

That awkward moment... So wrong but so true lol

Laughed my butt off. (your e cards )

never fails to make me giggle.

So funny, but so true!!

that's funny stuff

This is an awesome collection of Ecards that will help you laugh today. Enjoy and share with your friends and family.

sad, but so true!

You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

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So true - only Dads get as much time as they want in the bathroom - and this is not just applicable to moms with babies!

Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

@Samantha Fair Cassara - TOTALLY validates my story I told you on the lake last week!!!! I just needed ONE TIME.:)

Funny thing is, when I called and called and called into the next room for my husband to come and read this funny card there was no reply...he was seriously up in the bathroom. Figures

AMEN!!! Aaron gets to go to the bathroom in peace, AND shower with the door closed!!#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#

You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...

this also applies to grandma's....now even the grandkids cant resist the urge to find me when im in disposed

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How did the fight start?

Awesome

How did the fight start? OMG I laughed so hard at this! Ya know snow white well there is a dwarf named happy......

literal interpretation of a phrase lead to a fight. [car accident, Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs, not Happy]

How did the fight start? OMG I laughed so hard at this! This is SO Bad! Lol

How did the fight start? OMGoodness I laughed so hard at this!

How did the fight start? Oh my god!! So funny!!

How did the fight start? Giggle/snort

It's not very nice but very funny!

Dwarf fighting

Funny stuff

HAHHAHAHA dying right now.

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone corrects me... I'm like 'Bitch, what if I was freestyling.' HAHA @Tammy Brand

So funny.....my sister needs to see this :0)

LOL basically sums up my life!

everyday of my life...

Story of my life lol

Funny stuff

my life!

So funny!

So true

I can't stop laughing at this!!! This is so me!! You should see some of the looks I get from M&M sometimes... Anxious mommy. ;)

Sooo true! I freak out everytime I see anyone lean over a balcony! lol

I can't stop laughing at this!!! This is so my Mom! Hahahahhaha!

Hahaha- it's true!!!... Exactly!! Doesn't everybody see this??

Hahaha- it's true!!! My mom used to freak out all the time!

It's true..... that my mom.

Haha so true!!

funny stuff

so funny!

you know it

Why is this? I want to have a bad day by myself. Not really, I honestly wish it were always unicorns and rainbows, really.

Husband Rule -- When I'm having a bad day, that means you're having a bad day!

Hahahaha - Happy Wife Happy Life

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I'm having a bad day...so r u

My poor husband :/ lol

funny, but so true lol

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*giggle*

gasoline thieves

It's true. The kids at my school do this to me!

It's true, but I love my little thief ;)!!

Funny stuff because it's true

Absolutely true. Hahahahah

Kids Siphon Your Energy

Another true story...

haha...so true

Kids siphon...

Omg so funny

Nice Crocs

If you're depro and don't know how to tell your friends and family, start wearing crocs

Thanks Jessica Gladding! So funny! Crocs will never be a part of my wardrobe either.

Wow, that's a nice lookin' pair of Crocs.' Said no one ever. <<<~~~ I hate crocs

How I feel everytime I see anyone wearing crocs ever

HAH- ive always hated Crocs... never understood...

I'm sorry to all old people who wear crocs. HAHAH

It's funny cause it's true...

Oh, that's funny!

funny stuff

hahaha

I can't stop laughing- @Erin B Yoxtheimer "anal snacks?" haha

Too funny!! Yes, my phone is killing me!

now that's funny... my iPhone does this

now that's funny...#beentheredonethat

Lol lol lol autocorrect ecard

This is so funny! And true!

I can't stop laughing

now that's funny...

Too funny!!

lol So True.

Haha so true! "I know I'm getting old when all of my friends start having babies on purpose."

I might be pinning this for a 2nd time, but it made me giggle--11 and counting!

It's true. Holy crap I'm laughing so hard at this. True.

Story of my life! Seriously...

I think this is so funny!!!

So funny but yet so true!

story of my life :)

This made me laugh.

ITS HAPPENING!

hahaha. Yes, this is exactly how I feel

Mammaw George convinced me her dryer folded clothes for her when I was little. I ran home to my mom (@Leslie Lippi O'Neill) and told her!

Drew just said this week the dryer needed to fold the clothes too. I took that to mean he was tired of folding laundry. hehe

#Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. https://www.facebook.com/#!/DiMartinoChiropractic

I know it seems that the laundry never ends, but trust me, it will! // I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer.

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for some reason this cracked me up!! but seriously, where is the fold button??

I actually laughed when I read this! Hahaha!!!

hahaha, that's funny!

Giggle

Does anyone else feel this way??

There is a lot of cool shit I found to make on Pinterest if I could just get the hell off Pinterest. #Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol

Funny Confession Ecard. Doesn't this happen to us all. lol. #funny #humor #pinterest

#Pinterest #pin #humor #quotes #lol

story of my life @Emily Feyereisen

Pinterest addiction, my life

Yessssss omg help me

Pinterest Addiction

haha so true

So funny :')

Something my mom would do

LOL - I wonder what funny stuff will make my kids think I'm stupid...

IDK, LY, TTYL | #Funny #Texts | On Parents Shouldn't Text

Fave pin of the day: why parents shouldn't text.

i think this is my favorite funny text lol

so funny (and sadly true!) lol :-)

parents texting can be so funny

haha that's funny

love mom texts

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