Explore Lol Funny, Funny Stuff, and more!

You my dear, are the Muthafuckin Shit.

When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job | Thought Catalog

17 E-Cards That Perfectly Sum Up Your Feelings About Your Job

Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy. I wish my job would let me add this to my email signature- it would cut down on replies

I dont regret burning my bridges

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.

So true, they have no idea!

I AM the bitch they claim me to be, however, I am also the better person! That makes me.a better bitch!

Nonverbal Behaviors. Chapter 3.

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no.

Funny Confession Ecard: The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No stupidity=no craziness.

Shady, manipulative, conniving, immature... I could continue! one person in particular.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Would you like some sun? Cause you're shady as fuck.

Funny Wedding Ecard: If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you!

If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way your wife told you! - Hahaha one day my hubby will learn to just do it my way :)

You would think people would eventually not be shocked by the $hit that comes out of my mouth..

I am going to verbally assault you like you would never expect from a white girl! My friend Missy says just because I LOOK asian, I am truly white deep down inside!

Pinterest
Search