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I feel like I’m dying of laughter every time I read this…best someecard I’ve seen yet. My friend and I were cracking up after seeing it a couple days ago, I’ve wanted so badly to post it on people’s.

I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Says my husband to me.I love you so much. Except when you snore and then I just want to punch you in the face.

Yep happens all the time, usually while at the wal mart. Hey, I watch criminal minds.

Yes! The weird creeper in my class totally has a girl in his basement! Call the police!

Funny Friendship Ecard: Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

Friends do not judge each other, they judge people together. ha ha so bad and true!

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you #ecard

We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of…

Breakups are hard. But fortunately, so are most other men's penises.

Breakups are hard. But fortunately, so are most other men's penises. LOL makes me giggle

Is this real life....because this is totally my life

But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Funny Flirting Ecard: No one ignores me quite the way that you do.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years that's a little early, but so cute!

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I will spend the rest of my life fixing my mistakes, I promise this because I am soooo sorry. J/K, I will spend the next seven years getting ready to do it again, cos it's all about me.

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

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