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Funny Friendship Ecard: You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning. *oh, SNAP!

Rotten ecards

Rottenecards - When a guy says Suck it! I say, Sorry, but small objects are a choking hazard.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not the cat lady type. Im more like an actual cat.The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.

Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Even though I love you, sometimes i just want to hit you with a stick, just because you annoy me so much.

I can literally count on ONE hand the people I would want in my wedding (not counting family.) I mean you will have to look at these people in your wedding photos for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Chose wisely.

i only have 3 or i was always shy and never had any best friends. my sister and cousin are the only ones that will probably be my bridesmaid. if my future fiancee has sisters they will be my bridesmaids.

What do you mean I have no life? I have a dog, Pinterest, and ice cream in the freezer. I have all the life I need. | Reminders Ecard

I have all the life I need. just replace 'dog' with 'bunny' and this is you 😂. And add Netflix. You've always gotta add Netflix.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

"A man may be the head of the house, but a woman is the neck and she can turn the head any way she wants." best quote from My Big Fat Greek Wedding So true!

So very true.......

I don't have a Honey-Do list. I have an I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self list! And surprise! bahahaha so true

Congratulations. You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times. I know a few of these people...

You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times. Ugh - co-workers

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

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