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There are days...

There are days.

Haha i do this all the time

Haha i do this all the time

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

jsyk! lol my best friend says that all the time XD  @Brittany Weaver

'Some days I'm all outgoing and happy and then the other days I'm just like "touch me and you die" . haha so true

I can't stress how much I hate people. My Christmas wish!

You have noooo idea how many times a day i say something like this! or i say i want to send all stupid people to a freezing cold island in alaska but same thing!

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i don't hate my job. but i suppose the support group wouldn't hurt any.

lol! sorry guys, but this is funny! I'm sure the ladies will appreciate this one lol!

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My colleauge @Maiv Tooj Tsab Xyooj-Britt Stenalt should recieve an award for best co-worker ever!! She's seriously one of the funniest people I know!! We get called the adhd dwarfs because we're very short, have insane energy, have crazy outbursts when we get excited and talk non stop through the day over our table!!!! ❤️

To my work friends.

Please, stop it. That photo you posted of yourself today looks just like the one you posted of yourself yesterday. Stop it.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: No one wants to see pictures of your face 5 times a day. Please stop taking selfies, no one cares.

This is begging the question.

This is begging the question.

Funny writer lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I'm a writer. If I'm staring at you, I'm not being rude. I'm trying to decide if you need to go in a book. If you're a snot, I may be trying to decide how to kill you.

I'm not the kind of person you want to put on speaker phone during a conversation

NEVER put me on speaker while having a Phone conversation with me. you never know what is going to come out of my mouth lol he he he

Omg ..YES...I so need this. I got the workout thing down & I faithful do it ! Now eating healthy ..that's another story.

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

I think I have an urge to get up and clean the house. Wait..no. False alarm.

So what did I learn from this? That weddings trump birthdays

: ) No, I don’t want to come to your dog’s birthday party … freak. My cat is getting married that weekend.


Sometimes I write down tasks after I've done them just to get the satisfaction of crossing them off my list.