the person who screws up your day funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor
Funny Things, Funny Shit, Fun Stuff, Funny Stuff, Funny Quotes, Camel Fleas, Funnystuff, Funnie
the person who screws up your day funny quotes ...Okay this is funny
the person who screws up your day funny quotes
Funny quote of my day. I needed to laugh :D
OMFG... Funny Shit
Camel fleas funny
This would actually bother me too
Kit Kat Bars, Giggle, Frictions, Funny Stuff, So True, String Cheese, Pet Peeve
That's not how you eat a Kit-Kat bar! in Funny Stuff It also goes along with eating certain M&Ms in order of color...even though they all taste the same.
Someone had to eat it like that just to make this meme. One does not simply not know how to eat a Kit Kat bar.
Nature finds a way! Consumers adapt to the product, although, did anyone really ever "break off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR?" To answer questions from said previous pinned. YES!!! and always. I break them off one at a time and it frustrates me when ppl do this. Am I ocd? *sigh*
Lmfao... And I love and savor kitkats..... So, all Kit Kat eaters, plz break them apart....
This is so true!! What would you do for a Kit Kat Bar | High Octane Humor
so wrong! Totally made me giggle...Does anyone eat a KitKat like this???
That is one of my pet peeves if someone doesn't eat kit kats right
so true! haha i feel like that with string cheese too!
So, so true. Funny thing is I eat them this way
Funny Animals, Funny Things, Funny Pictures, Funny Cats, Cat Humor, Funny Stuff, Crazy Cat, Cat Lady
"but I LOVE you, baby!" "fleas, Samuel. You gave me FLEAS!" Hahaha funny cat memes! .
Funny Pic Dump: Funny Animals – 15 Pics - Pinterest Humor (Source: http://funnypicdump.com/2014/01/18/funny-pic-dump-funny-animals-15-pics/) | Funny Pictures +
Fun Claw - Funny Cats, Funny Dogs, Funny Animals: Funny Animal Pictures With Captions - 35 Pics
Attack Of The Funny Cats! – 38 Pics More Funny Animal Visit here== >> www.rootfunny.com
cat humor | If you enjoyed this, check out our Funny Cat Joke Pics
Cat Humor: But I LOVE you baby! Fleas, Samuel, you gave me FLEAS.
Crazy cat lady humor
Dust Wrapper, Weight Loss, Skinny People, So True, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Skinny Person
Cannibalism as a weight loss plan. Maybe "you are what you eat" isn't the best expression... ;-)
have a sense of humor: Smiling Releases Endorphins and Serotonin. I need to eat a skinny person.
My most favorite weight loss cartoon of all times. Watch out skinny people!
I need to eat a skinny person and a nice person and a patient person!! Haha
So funny. LOVE IT! Skinny people better watch out...HERE I COME!!!
eat a skinny person - you are what you eat - weight loss cartoon
Hahaha so true...skinny person to go please
Funny things to say for weight loss
Keepin it real, this is so me. The funny thing is, if I did say that all the optimists in the room would be like "why do you have to ruin it?"
Funny Things, What S Going, Funny Shit, Funny Stuff, Half Empty, Half Full, Funnystuff
Yes! I never was a half full or half empty kind of person. I don't want to be half piss either, though.
I'm half full. I'm half empty. I think this is piss. REALISTS. The only ones who really know what's going on.
I'm half full, therefore I am a DEMOCRAT. I'm half empty, therefore I am a REPUBLICAN. Well, I'm an INDEPENDENT and I think this is all pis!
Between the glass that's half full and half empty, there is a third way... I'm a realist...
hahahahaha best "cup half-full joke ever!": Optimist, Pessimist, Realist.
Funny stuff---Realists awesome-just-awesome
Half full / half empty or maybe piss
halffull of piss yie
Wish List, Dear Santa, Truth, Christmas Wishes, Don T Mix, So True, Funny Stuff, Christmas List, So Funny
so funny - love it lol now this is so going onto my christmas list!
My Christmas wish list! Scratch out 2012 and insert 2014.
so funny - love it ...Dear Santa don't mix it up...
My Christmas wish list! THIS IS SOOO ME!!!!!!
My Christmas wish list for real!
Ain't that the truth :)
so funny - dear santa
Christmas wish list
so funny, so true
Giggle, Some People, Truth, Mouth, Tiny Bit, Funny Stuff, So True
Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
I wonder if certain people really believe the things that come out of their mouths sometimes!?!
I feel such pity for a person who STILL can't fathom not being loved enough by HER first choice. Pretending her life is perfect expecting mine to be false. Hoping she finds peace in the person who is accepting her as sloppy seconds. Move on marry someone willing to accept you and put up with your ambiguous feelings. Fake. Know this....I will be holding loving and enjoying the person you so sought out for years. Quit trying to lie about the truth! Wipe the bullshit from your mouth.
Wipe your mouth, there is still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
Ha! Funny stuff right there.
Funny Quote, Giggle, Woman S Mood, So True, Funny Stuff, Woman S Hands
Funny jokes, Lmao quotes, hilarious humor, hilarious funny…For more funny quotes and hilarious images visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com
I'd laugh, but this is completely like my fireballs.... Angel mostly, but also Jane, and Sarah if Sarah needed a gun....
Funny quotes, funny jokes, humor …For more hilarious humor and funny quotes visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com
I don't know why, but this made me bust out laughing and no gun in my hand!
A Woman’s Mood (is this doesn't make you laugh... you probly made her mad)
SO TRUE! IF SHE'S GOT A GUN, YOU BETTER RUN. UPS . . . TOO LATE!!!
Just died laughing. So true
only a matter of time
Giggle, Funny Things, Time Syndrome, I M Laughing, Laughing Matter, So True, Quotes Funny Stuff
@Sierra Brooke Johnson This is so true!
only a matter of time...lol..so true!!!!
My favorite all-time quote! I LOVE it!
only a matter of time syndrome
That is so true lol
LMAO! Oh so true..
FMS/CFS- SO TRUE!
It's so true!!!
True Story .
Woman Old Age Jokes | ... old is great 360jokes december 24 2010 2 comments boobs old people
Old Age, That S Funny, Senior Moments, Funny Stuff, Swollen Knees, Knees Swollen, Old People
"Are your knees swollen or are you going braless again?"
Funny Old People Jokes Cartoons | Never Too Old To Troll
lol. Old age isn't for sissies !
bra-less or swollen knees
Are your knees swollen?
Those ARE funny things.
Seriously. My favorite part
Vacuum Cleaners, Giggle, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Fur Babies, Poor People
Hahah it's so true, just have to yell "Milo!" And he's Johnny on the spot Detective Food Finder. My little vacuum cleaner!
I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. Dogs rules, - ecard
Ha! So true! Sassy is the best vacuum cleaner! :)
Ain't it the truth @Rachel LaBar
Love the fur baby
Giggle, Weight Loss, Funny Stuff, To Lose Weight, Weightloss, Funnystuff, Funnie
Weight Loss Funny Photo: This Photo was uploaded by 1lucky3bucket. Find other Weight Loss Funny pictures and photos or upload your own with Photobucket ...
Dietitian Jokes | funny thing with a diet, the second day of a diet is always easier ...
Funny Weight Loss http://losingweighthq.com has the advice you need to lose weight
hahaha http://bit.ly/GQgiS4 from funny stuff
Too funny...made me giggle
Duct Tape, Funny Quote, Giggle, Truth, So True, Funny Stuff, Menstrual Cycle, So Funny
I took the first half of this serious and curious as to where it was going and then almost fell out of chair laughing! HA HA HA !!! so true!!!
haha so funny @cherish pierce this is so funny I had to send it too you! I laughed for like 5 minutes! Ty on the other hand did not even chuckle
Haha... "The kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man depends on..." #menstrual cycle #rugged #masculine #features #duct tape #spear lodged in chest #fire #LOL 2013Jan08Tue@17:20:12AlaskaTime (273 characters remaining)
I have a hard time not just crying laughing over this. It is simple and plain. In it's truth. Har.
Funny Quotes to Live By | Re: Need a good laugh? Post your favorite funny ~ joke, quip, quote ...
“A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject”
didn't know where i wanted to pin this, under giggles and laughs or under good ideas lol
Yes, I am totally laughing out loud! Especially over the duct tape!!!
Ha ha ha! funny-stuff
Consider Yourself Warned! Hhahahahahaha
Week Bahahahaha, Giggle, Week Hahahahaha, Shark Brain, Funny Stuff, Period Shark, Sharkweek, Shark Week
My period will now be referred to as "Shark Week". Bahahahaha! Oh my gosh I just literally laughed out loud when I saw this picture and the "shark week" quote!
(I saw this and thought it was too funny!) It appears that a shark brain and the female reproductive system are very similar in formation and design...I think I may start calling my period "Shark Week".
Anything witty I could say wouldn't be half as awesome as the original pinner. "When I saw this I started calling my period: SHARK WEEK." #ih8butterflies #funny #stuff
A shark's brain looks the same as the female reproductive system. My period will now be called shark week. -Mega giggle there.
shark brain. vagina. my period will now be called "Shark Week". hahahahah omg i just died laughing, a little crude but HILARIOUS!
A sharks brain looks almost identical to the female reproductive system. Therefore, my period will now be referred to as "shark week."---thanks Amy, needed this laugh!
Period = Shark Week OH MY GOD! I couldn't stop laughing! Sorry if this offended anyone! AH HAHAHAHA
When I saw this I started calling my period: SHARK WEEK. hahahahaha...
"my period will now be called, shark week." #sharkweek
Giggle, Soooo True, Truth, My Husband, Funny Stuff, So True, Thought
shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden. HAHA so true. when we are traveling I want to stop at every single thrift shop, antique store and yard sale and my husband speeds past. His idea of shopping is to run into Walmart, snag a pair of socks and run to the cashier asap without looking at anything else!
so true! except my husband really does hunt with the game warden and gets a long with him too lol
Art Shopping with your husband is like Hunting with the game warden. Love this!!! giggles
So True!! I love my husband but he sure knows how to take th fun out of shopping, LOL.
@BubbaandElisha Haley You so need this sign! I laughed and thought of you two! :-)
So True! Thought i would fall out of my chair laughing!
This made me laugh so hard because it is the truth..
Funny stuff - so true!
Pissed Off Ecards, Thoughts Of You, Ecards Humor, My Life, So True, So Funny, Oddest Times, Can'T Stop Laughing
I thought of you today, and it pissed me off. So true... I can think of a few occasions where this happened
I thought of you today, and it pissed me off. So funny!
@Amanda Thomas KNOWS WHO THIS GOES OUT TOO. :)
and it pissed me off. This is SO true. Lol.
I don't know why I find this so funny...
it happens at the oddest times.
I can't stop laughing!
Story of my life lol
Funny Sayings, Aging Gracefully, Senior Moments, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Quotes, Golden Years, I M Rich
im rich funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor http://tryskinnybodywraps.com http://zebracandlesprinkles.com
CLICK HERE TO GET AWESOME VINTAGE FUNNY QUOTES AND SAYINGS SIGNS HERE: http://clockworkalphaonline.com/humor/ #funnyquotes #funnysayings #funnysigns #funnyquotesandsayings #funnysayingsandquotes #funnyquotesabout life #funnyquotesaboutfriends #Randomfunnyquotes #funnybirthdayquotes #funnylifequotes
Hahaahaa! Aging Gracefully...oh my gosh...is this not so true at some point in our lives.
hahaha. im rich funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor
im rich funny quotes quote lol funny quote funny quotes humor mom
Love it the golden years r great!!!!
Funny Quote, Birthday Card, Women Ruled, Funny Things, Giggle, Funny Stuff, So True, Funny Birthday
Makes me giggle! and howl w delight, and wonder why not have this for men. the plates are to big. no need.and whats with the if women ran the world. dont we. someone needs to find a reason to have this test required.
Mammograms for men... too funny. If women ran the world. This is so true!
Makes me giggle, actually! Sorry guys! This is for the ladies, so true!
if women ruled the world | If women ruled the world | Funny stuff! :D
Just Stick It Funny Birthday Card Wow, laughing so hard right now!
funny sayings about guys | funny birthday quotes for men 1 255x400
funny quotes for 40th birthday cards - Google Search
funny birthday cards for men 2 304x303