In my dreams I have super great clothes and when I wake up I go looking for them... only to realize they were part of my dream as well! Ugh... someday the pocket book will match my style...right?!?

I just pinned 30 recipes to my board and yet I am still making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Short People: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!!

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

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