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Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not..."

Sometimes I get the urge to text you, but then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my mind saying "mmm, better not.love the Fat Amy reference

I HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY

9 Things That Happen When You Have Separation Anxiety From Your Pup

Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry, I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

'Cause I'm too damn lazy

'Cause I'm too damn lazy

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Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

busty girl problems :)

colleenclarkart None of these look good on any lady with a body that doesn't resemble a developing old.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love to use exclamation points! Multiple exclamation points are the written equivalent of jazz hands!

I think i finally get this shit...... 'Adulthood' is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

Free, Confession Ecard: I think i finally get this shit. "Adulthood" is mostly about being tired and wishing you hadn't made plans.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. She loves that Parmesan.

haha! that's why pinterest gave us private boards...@Rachael Eaton

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: Definition of a Best Friend: The only person on earth that's allowed to call you crazy, totally mean it, and she doesn't get her ass beat.

That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That was actually really funny. But I don't like you. Therefore I shall not laugh.

hahaha I say something to this effect every time I 'm with @Jacqueline Black and @Alisha Shannon

We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness. This is us Molly!