I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

I think i'm emotionally constipated, cause I haven't given a shit in days.

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""Siri, why am I single?"   Siri activates front camera "

""Siri, why am I single?" Siri activates front camera "

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

When I was young and got my report card from school I would show it to my grandfather... He would always ask me what the grade "O" stood for. I told him O is for Outstanding. He would look at me and say, "Why would you want to be out standing in the rain?"

When I was young and got my report card from school I would show it to my grandfather... He would always ask me what the grade "O" stood for. I told him O is for Outstanding. He would look at me and say, "Why would you want to be out standing in the rain?"

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...  I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-  Fucking-Self" list!  And surprise! The  shit gets done!

I don't have a "Honey-Do" list... I have an "I'll-Do-It-My- Fucking-Self" list! And surprise! The shit gets done!

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