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Hey Mr. Impatient, how about you go down a water slide while it isn't wet. Maybe then you'll understand why foreplay is so important.

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Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly. Usually on a broomstick. We're flexible like that.

The speed in a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's up?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the shit storm that's comin