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Sometimes i think this is really me, but i'm sure that most of the time i may be the only one laughing at my jokes, but that's perfectly alright by me b/c i am hilarious.

Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com

Mom always told me if you cant say anything nice, then dont say anything at all. And some people wonder why Im so quiet around them.Via someecards

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

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Humor) 'I've been blabbering the whole time and I get the feeling you're going to start talking so let me let you go'

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

I am not anxious. I am just just extremely well educated about all the things that could go catastrophically wrong.

I am not anxious. I am just extremely well educated about all the things that can go catastrophically wrong. When nursing school taught you too much for your own good outside of work!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.ok, MOST of the time

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like... I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

hahahahaaaa... at my fake wedding I'm using my favorite wedding video of two people I don't know. (check it out in my love wedding stuff album) hahahaaa

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

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