Couldnt be more true.
I usually hate anything like this that uses the phrase "im a beautician not a magician" because i think its rude. But this is awesome.
I heard something similar from a hairdresser once when I wanted my hair cut a certain way... Ha!
I'm a beautician, not a magician. If only everyone knew and understood...
I'm a beautician, not a magician. @Amanda Lee Toft- David
Thought my hair stylist Nikki would appreciate this!
Not a magic wand............Hahaha So true!!
I am a hairstylist NOT a magician
I'm a beautician not a magician.
Haha! All the time
I don't know why this struck me as so funny! I don't feel that I AM in a good place spiritually! haha
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Free, Confession Ecard: I'm in a really good place spiritually. So, please fuck off. Namaste.
i know its naughty but it made me giggle haha, funny yoga namaste
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Still laughing!!!! YES!!!! -Namaste bitches
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Good point lol
Funny Confession Ecard: Of course I want to have my cake and eat it too. What else would I do with a fucking cake?
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Mind the offensive language, but this is so true!!
OMG I say this all the time!!!!
hahhaha I say this all the time
I say this all the time! LOL!
thats what ive always said
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Should be one of my life mottos
too funny. @Beth J J C
well said, girlfriend
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That's funny stuff
I can't stop laughing- @Erin Yoxtheimer "anal snacks?" haha
I can't stop laughing Yasssss! I can't spall LmAo 😂😂!!
I can't stop laughing...it gets me everytime lol
I can't stop laughing this is so true
I can't stop laughing...!!!!!!
Lol lol lol autocorrect ecard
This is so funny! And true!
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Yup... Know some people this applies to.
People say this about me all the time.
Let's face it some people don't change
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! truth my life
I know some people like that.
Haha so true
Works for me
Funny Family Ecard: If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house.
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Haha this is so funny to me since my dad says the insanity quote all the time.
Insanity = cleaning while the kids are awake
LOL! Funny! Can I get an, "Amen, sister?"
insanity = cleaning the house
Insanity and house cleaning
Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.
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Yes this is so true... I still handle it (Minus the washboard abs @ the moment).
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Hahaha have to laugh at this, but so true!!!!
seriously, it's too much. #truth #ecard
made me giggle
LOL OMG that is totally me if I am ever in a text argument with my hubby.
Exactly. That is how people interpret it! @Megan Ward Ward Owens
Hahahahahaha yup definitely did this the other day haha
overly blunt -- but what my "k" means most of the time
Hmm I was wondering why my kids say that all the time.
Most definitely... Like all of the time.
I do this at work..... all the time!
yep. "I only drink on two occassions. When it's my birthday and when it's not." #funny #drinking #someecards
"I only drink on two occassions. When it's my birthday and when it's not." #funny #drinking #someecards
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Oh so true.....which makes it all the more hilarious!
I put this on my "Funny Stuff" board....but it really isn't that funny.....just so TRUE! ;)
Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check?
was just talking about this in my social work class
haha i honestly think some people should have to.
hahaha,... but seriously....
.just funny BUT TRUE
I must confess......I want to get back with my ex..... LOL just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap! | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
OMG...for people who know this feeling...sorry for the foul language I must confess......I want to get back with my ex..... LOL just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap! | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
language warning.... I must confess......I want to get back with my ex..... LOL just kidding! I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!
Haha..can't stop laughing! SO FUNNY!
Now that's some funny stuff hahahh
LOLZ! GIGGLES!!! <3
I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.... Haha so true.. AL
Every girl has thought this at least once in her lifetime!!!
And we if broke up any of your new girlfriends... haha JK
This is so funny b/c every girl thinks this!
haha so true..every girl feels this way!!
or than your current girlfriend
The truth hurts...lol
Haha funny stuff :)
drunk text....bad bad things are said.