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That awkward moment when you are not sure if you have free time or you're just forgetting everything! Oh, my goodness, this is my life. So true!

@Emily Braun, I thought of you when I saw this!

'My first instinct when I see an animal is to say 'hello'. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. That's because animals are better than people sometimes.

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Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

Hell hath no Fury like your Kid... --- repin, only links to pic :/ -- credit on photo: ReciteThis.com ~cm

Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

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The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. The trick is getting back to sleep!

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Or forgetting to push send or you think you have pushed send and getting mad because the person never responded!

And then everyone tells you that you need a booster seat....maybe they just need to make longer visors! Repin if this is so you!!!

I was complaining about this in my friends car the other day, but she has the tall people problem and can't see the road if the visor is down haha we are totally opposite in stature.it's funny :)

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Funny pictures about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Oh, and cool pics about Mostly Every Night Of My Life. Also, Mostly Every Night Of My Life photos.


Whan I at kid, I wanted be older. This shit is not What I expected, unexpected Whan I at kid wanted be older This shit is not What expected

YESSS!! Once there was a bug in my room and I didn’t get any sleep

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.