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"Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards nicoletaylorx "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic." - someecards "Mostly, I just sit around all day being fantastic.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

nothing against you if you're tan but MY GOD I've been made fun of for being pale my entire life. I'm a redhead.I naturally have a higher chance of skin cancer.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Work sucks. Now accepting applications for 'Sugar Daddy'.

I was and now she's in Heaven and I'm hoping to meet her some day and I'll still be the big sister only this time I'll not only be older.I'll REALLY be the BIG sister

I'm not always right but when I am it's usually all of the time

My older kids n friends called me Matlock.

Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out. Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.

13 Hilariously Funny eCards - My Life and Kids

13 Hilariously Funny eCards

Funny Confession Ecard: If you see me running, call the police.

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Photo: yeah, I know how to get to the interstate ;)  So from "Home", there should be an option....Go To Interstate - ha!

Photo: yeah, I know how to get to the interstate ;Go To Interstate - ha!

Silly me just packed away Kyle's slushie maker for the winter! Guess I'm pulling it back out!

Strawberry Basil Margarita

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Haha <3 Luke Bryan

Haha <3 Luke Bryan

Story of my life

Funny Confession Ecard: I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems.

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