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my third side isn't pretty. There's only one person who's seen it.

Truth  all I do is speak truth ‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Truth 😉😉 all I do is speak truth 🤷‍♀️ can't handle me calling you out, don't do shitty things to be called out on.

Saying "Goodnight. I'm going to bed" does not mean I shall do so. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com

Free, Friendship Ecard: Saying "Goodnight. I will Pin for 3 hours straight as a reward to myself for completing my day.

& just cut yo ass off! Straight like that!!!

Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! Not in my current job, but I know what they're talking about.

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Psssttt... Junior High called. They want their drama back.

Hahah soooooo many people I want to say this to."I teach middle school, so I deal with drama like yours daily.except it comes from girls.

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication!

You are about to exceed the limits of my medication. Aka you are the original reason I am on medication

Heheh

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

I don't have a problem with you being my boss. It's the fact that you're a dumb ass that gets paid twice what I do that really pisses me off.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Unlock your inner Iron Man at Fitocracy.

Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion | meme

6 Emotions Every Couple Experiences While Planning Their Wedding

"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You poor thing. You don't even realize you're batshit crazy, do you?

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