This rx won't make you feel better but it will stop your whining and make everyone else feel better.

This rx won't make you feel better but it will stop your whining and make everyone else feel better.

Yep. Or when asked "Are you taking your Atenolol once day?" You get, "Is that the little white pill, the little blue pill or the big pink pill?"

Yep. Or when asked "Are you taking your Atenolol once day?" You get, "Is that the little white pill, the little blue pill or the big pink pill?"

My job is like an abusive relationship. I know I should walk away but instead I keep coming back for more.

My job is like an abusive relationship. I know I should walk away but instead I keep coming back for more.

When even your pharmacist hopes you'll overdose, just admit that you are an awful person.

When even your pharmacist hopes you'll overdose, just admit that you are an awful person.

I have your pills right here, but you were a complete bitch earlier, so I'm going to tell you it will be another 20 minutes.

I have your pills right here, but you were a complete bitch earlier, so I'm going to tell you it will be another 20 minutes.

...and this little pill is called FUCKITALL. I'd tell you more about it... But I could care less if you're interested.

...and this little pill is called FUCKITALL. I'd tell you more about it... But I could care less if you're interested.

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