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No woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes {frame and hang near the kitchen sink!

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House was clean last week sorry you missed it doormat. Mine should say was clean once.

Got to get me some get well cards!

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Today's housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on the mantel. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

"Shut the Front Door"

I think I use gosh darn and meanie head,.well "meanie pants" more than swearing these days. cause swearing might make you feel validated, "meanie pants" will make you smile and laugh again and forget why you were upset in the first place.

Very clever! Except that I would need a really big mosquito to get away with some of the slaps people deserve!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

as i take off my bra, i say in my head, ''and the truth shall set you free''. some days i feel very free. :)

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Hahahaha, So so true! But look at all the fabulous things I pinned!

I Love Pinterest {Curation}

I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

Oh how I feel this.

I deserve a bonus! This is soooooo me, especially at my job where forks are in abundance!

We all could use a little of this

Every day! I'm going to make this part of our daily morning prayer. Dear God, please keep your hand over my mouth. I'll read verses about the tongue.

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