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This is me every freaking morning after drinking.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Please God cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again, also please forgive me in advance for lying about never drinking again.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

This made me giggle! Funny Wedding Ecard: Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who cant take care of himself.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I gotta go to work today cause millions on welfare depend on me.

Ain't that the truth. What would they do if honest people did not work for them so they don't have to?

Funny Friendship Ecard: The Bullshit Flag has been raised, and boy is it flapping in the breeze.

Life sucking job doesn't suck your ass fat.

Life is so unfair. If life were fair, high blood pressure would burn fat!

The officer said "you drinking?" I said, "you buying?"

Cop Humor: The officer said, "You drinking? I said, "you buying? We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money.

A bar called "The Gym".   BRILLIANT!

A bar called "The Gym". " hey babe I'm going to the gym." (and your not lying!

You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

Funny Breakup Ecard: You're just not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.

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