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Imagine what I hold back... Someecards funny ecard
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I don't like it when people assume that just because I don't have a billion friends that I can't make friends and need to get out more... I'm happy the way I am, it is on purpose. :P
I don't like it when people assume that just because I don't have a butt load of close friends to hang out with, that I don't have any friends, can't make friends, need to get out more, or that I don't have people in my life that got my back. Remember that!
... I'm happy the way I am, it is on purpose. :P
Why does no one understand this?
This is my husband for sure!
no one understands this....
introvert humor :)
haha, so true
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So true! What's the point about lying? Just hurts the person even more than the truth and makes yourself look like an ass
This made me laugh because its true
Hahaha!!!! Love this cause its true
Funny pics - I notice everything
Girls always find things out
OMG this is very true haha
Funny. Because it's true.
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No regrets. Shame died a long time ago, along with my dignity
Yeah, this use to be my life!
Story of my life..... hahaha
Story of my life to be honest
Story of my life! Hahahaha
after every night out...
Hahahah story of my life
my life story
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Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life. Some Ecards | Lol | Funny | Quote
Oh so true! Totally Relatable and Funny! LOVE this Quote! #funnyecards #funnyquotes 1/07/15
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Pinterest is really just electronic hoarding. so true
Lol...this is so true and made me laugh so hard!! I needed that today!
So true!! I laughed too hard
No more $30 therapist co-pays for this gal; Pinterest, honestly, has been THEE most amazing therapy ever - & there's no one sitting in front of me throwing more pills at me. Oh noes - am I abusing it? Pfft. The pins which prompt me to write mini-novels in the description section are the ones which trigger a memory.. bring thing's back to mind that [in most cases] I've already, long ago processed & moved the fuggon from, [because, ya know - time - it waits for no one] yet never felt full closure on because there was still so much left unsaid. THAT being said: I don't necessarily care to be anywhere near most of these folks, so I just write about it here. A lot of my 'vent-ish commentary feels kinda like those letters you write to people & then never send, I guess. Doesn't matter to me if no one else ever reads my lengthy pin yada-yada-yadas; it feels great just writing THE TRUTH out after dealing with years of lies & drama bombs dropped by various individuals. I'm horrible at keeping diaries & journals. Blah. Gets boring. Pinterest, though.. Pinterest is an amazingly wonderful, vast e-world full of crystals & adorable animals & awesome sh*t I want to buy & SUPER sweet DIY's I can't wait to make & stuff that doesn't necessarily make me 'laugh out loud' but a lot of them DO make me do that near-silent, very brief somewhat forced exhalation through my nostrils. I'm not sure how to explain that last statement any further if you don't already know what I mean. But I digress.. this all keeps me coming back to pin; & damn near every time I come back I find at least a handful of pins where I feel like, "DAMN STRAIGHT THAT SHIT'S WACK" & I can so personally relate to what I'm reading, I almost wanna track down the one who originally pinned it just to make certain it wasn't ME. Yea, I kid.. but only on that last part & because, as it would appear (& to my relief) I'm not the only one who finds both humor AND relief in being passive aggressive & smarter than whoever's nipping at your heels. I'm rather fond of the term 'ankle-biters' when referring to ANY little b*tch [be it male or female - doesn't matter] who continuously barks, eats it's own poo & tries to nip at my heels. Shoo, mutt; don't make me beat you over the head with my clarinet case.
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Got that Jon?!?;) always listen to ma she knows best after all:)
If only people would listen to me more often... :)
Listen to your mom. This is for the kids.
Girlfriend always knows best ;)
Always listen to your mother
Lol sounds like mom & dad
Sad truth of teaching...
Just a thought..
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omg yes. It ain't me folks! It's allllll you! Lol. Jk jk. Everyone thinks I'm awesome! ;)
the truth hurts. but ur face hurts worse!!
Not to brag, but let's be honest...
my life in a nutshell....
I mean, let's be honest!
lets be honest..
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Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. Ha!
Bahaha...true story. My mom did always say that...and believe me, by keeping quiet, I AM being kind! :)
****Exactly!!!***** Funny Reminders Ecard: Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
Free, Reminders Ecard: Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. | Reminders Ecard
I ALWAYS say this to my husband after he accuses me of being snobby and rude for not saying much around certain people. LOL
Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
Yeah because when I'm around you, you try making me mad it doesn't work. But I do feel as though I can hold in my anger very easily around your dumb ass.
Ecard: Mom always told me if you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.
Not sometimes, frequently
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Sometimes, I wonder how some people can find jobs and I can't.
Sometimes I wonder how some people got into MSU...
My thought of someone almost everyday of my life
HA! Nursing school; some people.....
Valid in all aspects of my life lol
How do some people get in college?
Some ecards crack me up!
stupid people annoy me
my thoughts exactly
Yep! Do this all of the time. Don't judge me.
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Funny Friendship Ecard: When I say, 'That's crazy'... So true!
laughing because I am SO guilty of this!!! omg so true!!
Truth. All the time! #funny #laughs @iheartbbq
Made me laugh because it's SO true!
That's so true! *giggle
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"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
Mr Big. After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. So true.
truth. Sex and the city mr big wisdoms
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
I understand that this can be seen in different ways, but to me it just sounds like the creepiest pickup line ever.
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I told my therapist about you. Tap for more funny picture messages! - @mobile9 | #humor #funny #quotes
And he told me to stay clear from the narcissist in my life and that you will return... Try it I dare you ....
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So, ive actually experience this, and it's actually really weird. Like you'll be talking about something all of sudden they're just like I told my therapist about you or something, and instead of being all sweet like they think it's going to be it's literally just the creepiest thing ever. It just makes you want to ask questions and like why did you tell him about me and Bubba Bubba Bubba blah but yeah it's weird runaway if it happens to you.
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A Collection of 28 Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh #lol
Pretty award thing to hear: I told my therapist about you.
The perfect description of my (very messy) bedroom.
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It's Not a Mess Cream Throw Pillow.. that will be my replay when it comes to my curly hair:)
It's Not a Mess Cream Throw Pillow - I need this!! LOL
""It's Not A Mess"" Decorative Throw Pillow
It's Not a Mess Burlap Throw Pillow
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I don't have to have a reason, bitch. She's my best friend and if she doesn't like you, that is reason enough! | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
all the time
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People say I'm too sensitive when I get irritated by stuff like this, but it's stuff like this that perpetuates the angry black woman stereotype. I have never said this a day in my life and the only person I've actually heard say it is from Türkiye
Sometimes, my inner black woman comes out and says "Aww Hellll Nah". | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes, my inner black woman comes out and says 'Aww Hellll Nah'.Gullah gurls!
My boss told me I must have been a big boisterous black woman in my past life.
I feel like this is also just an "inner Southern girl"
Hahaha! Yep, that's totally me.
How I feel in math class....
This is Steph...
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Haha I find everything out, and I do mean everything. The lame-ness of girls never ceases to amaze me! Thanks for the giggle ;)
The truth always prevails ... And girls are good at finding out the truth without even looking for it
It will happen. FOR MONI! girl ya know... :)
My children have yet to figure this out ...
Sherlock Holmes hahahaha
Find shit out ... E Card
MY LIFE IN AN ECARD
To my children...
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Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps stupid mother-fucker EVERYTIME!! 😂 Lmao
It's kind of like rock/paper/scissors but real life.
@Brianne Park Story of my life right now. :)
bitch trumps stupid motherfucker
Rough language but oh so funny
Bitch quotes. Ex quotes.
Story of my life
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Most of the BAD GIRLS were very diminutive women. Those biblical era chicks we really don't know about, but weren't people before the 20th century just shrimps? Except for Samson... he was big, but he wasn't a BAD GIRL. He got got by one, though.
Most of the BAD GIRLS were very diminutive women.
Seriously - because they DO have man periods.
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LOL! I feel like saying this to majority of my guy friends all the time
I have always said that men PMS WORSE than we do!!!!!
Seriously! I think men PMS more than women sometimes.
I have a few guy friends I wish I could say this to.
Told you men PMS. Pissy Male Syndrome
Haha guys definitely have man pms!
I swear men pms worse than women!
swear on my life men pms!