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Stop acting that way

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Last I checked you had a penis.So quit acting like a little bitch.

I want to make everything on Pinterest. Unless it has more than 5 steps. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah really. :P

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Feminists can open their own doors...I'll take a chivalrous man any day

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A real woman can do it all by herself, but a real man wouldn't let her.

Right here :)

Truth is, I actually have a file folder labeled "Fuck it." which is almost as full as the one next to it called "Fuck it and run.

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Just let me tell you what you should say in response

Haha, this happens to me all the time. You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted out this conversation in my head. Stop it.

Keep it up and you'll be the strange smell in the trunk.. funny but not...

keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk- BAHAHAHAHA rofl

Bahahaha. I get this feeling a lot... by araceli

Listen up, asshole. I had two helpings of flaming bitch with my breakfast today. Satan, himself, won't even fuck with me.