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Makes me LOL - Screenprint via nickagin on etsy

Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the Company - Mark Twain [And I have plenty of friends with "Condos" there.

Enough said!

I am an acquired taste. Don[']t like me? Acquire some taste!

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

This quote was used to emphasize how important alcohol was to them. They thought that alcohol healed them and cured them. So they drank and partied all the time.

Inspired By: Champagne

Too much of everything is bad, but too much champagne is just right. -The Great Gatsby, F Scott Fitzgerald. I love Gatsby!

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

I should hang this above my desk. ...But that might make me look crabby.

Crazy Girl Quote - You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

Partners in crime 4-eva!

Behind every successful women is a best friend given her crazy ideas. (I'm the best friend that gives the crazy ideas, that become memories and life long stories)

HA! I say this all the time!! hahaha

thin then.I wish I was as thin as I was when I went to Tops for the first time because I thought I was too fat!


PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a penis. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.